Wow. I never thought I'd see the day when someone would come to my door and ask for a large amount of money for an "organization" I never heard of. Have you guy's experienced this in Austin? Even if it's a real organization, their representatives are extremely idiotic.
So I'm having late dinner with my family (around 8:30pm) and I get a ring at my door. And this guy is standing there with a clipboard. I included a dialog of the conversation to the best of my memory below:
So he basically throws the clipboard at me as I open the door and says:
GUY: Do you know about the analog-to-digital TV switch?
Me: Yes. (at this point I'm still paying attention -- irritated, but not angry, yet...)
GUY: Well because of that, there will be on average about 8000-10000 TVs in Austin's landfill by next year because people will throw them away after the switch. It will affect our water because those things have so much mercury in them!
Me: (I'm looking at the clipboard and don't see an organization name or anything...just some BS "mission statements". So I hear him state his "fact" and I completely think it's a lie...that's when I'm starting to figure out it may be a scam...so I play along). Oh really?
GUY: If you sign this, it will help us postpone the switch. Me and my organization want to save the water because there is so much mercury in those TVs that will leak into our landfill.
Me: (I'm pretty good friends with my neighbors and see they put some hilarious fake aliases down, so I follow their lead and do the same.) Sure I'll sign it!
GUY: I'll get you a receipt.
Me: Receipt for what?
GUY: The 52 dollars
Me: (holding by my laugh as much as possible) - when did I give you $52?
GUY: It's your donation. Don't you want to help the landfill?
Me: I don't know you or your "organization". Goodbye.
GUY: I can take cash, credit, debit, or check.
Me: Bye.
GUY: Is it the amount? You can donate as much as you want...Your neighbors donated and helped out a lot!
Me: (I look on the clipboard under the "donated" section and don't see any check marks!) No. Bye.
GUY: Wow...--mumbles something under his two chins--
Me: (still laughing) Bye.
Guy: (He snatches his clipboard back as I hand it to him and turns around like a 7 year old boy that doesn't get his candy fix for the day.) --chuckles-- Should of guess...you are...mumble mumble mumble.
Overall, it was a hilarious moment. I actually appreciate him coming by because my friends and family at dinner had huge laughs after I told them the story. I hope you guys don't have to experience this.
He never once stated his organization's name. And I wonder where he got those "statistics" from. 8000-10000 TVs will be thrown away this year! Hell, if that's true, I will be the first to go to the landfill and pick them up myself. I find it hard to believe 8000-10000 TVs are going to be "thrown away" after the switch.
And again, if they are a real organization, they have extremely unprofessional representatives and volunteers. Stats aren't supported, phone numbers aren't listed, addresses aren't on the sheet, even the name of the organization wasn't plastered on the sheet.
So just in case some of you haven't ran into this guy. He said his name is "Kevin" and he is a pretty chunky white guy that looks like he hasn't showered in a few days, average height, and between 30-40 years old.
I think when he saw me, he assumed, "Old white guy...this is going to be easy." He had that attitude when he went through his entire "script." I also forgot to mention, when he offered all four payment methods (cash, check, credit, debit), he made SURE to say "We don't want cash because we might get robbed out here walking around with all that money...we'd prefer your credit card donation or check donation." This is the biggest red flag ever! Please do not give your credit card numbers, routing numbers, bank account numbers to this person. Of course he doesn't want cash, he wants personal information!