Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride

[Deez Nuttz]

Guess this guy got an everlasting rise out of his beamer.

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Originally Posted by GnomadAK

What bike does your mailman or milkman ride?

DOH!

[manderly6]

Originally Posted by GnomadAK

What bike does your mailman or milkman ride?

Milkman? How old are you?

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Originally Posted by manderly6

Milkman? How old are you?

Maybe he meant pool guy, or UPS guy, or the cliche pizza delivery guy..

[Gimme3steps]

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now that's a hard act to follow

his friends call him the human kick stand

Lets see 4 hours equals a 20 month erection then that means I need to ride it approximately 10 minutes for an all day erection. How much for a ride around the block?

When racing, i bet he wins the pole every time

Gives the phase 'long hard ride' a new meaning

Sounds like a real stand up guy.

This may be a hard case to prove......or maybe not.

Bet holiday gatherings are interesting. No room in the coat closet? No problem!

Will this stand up in court?

and my personal favorite, to the tune of Surf City;

'He's bought a '93 Beemer and it gave him a woodie,
Surf City, here we come.
He could buy another seat, but the question is should he?
Surf City, here we come.
He hops on his Beemer and he rides around town,
The ladies love that woodie 'cause it ain't goin' down.
Yeah he cruises on his bike without the tiniest care,
And when he rides on by he makes the Hawg riders stare.
He's headin' for Surf City where it's two to one,
He's gonna share that woodie, gonna have some funnn. . .

[rsh56]

Originally Posted by Gimme3steps

and my personal favorite, to the tune of Surf City;

'He's bought a '93 Beemer and it gave him a woodie,
Surf City, here we come.
He could buy another seat, but the question is should he?
Surf City, here we come.
He hops on his Beemer and he rides around town,
The ladies love that woodie 'cause it ain't goin' down.
Yeah he cruises on his bike without the tiniest care,
And when he rides on by he makes the Hawg riders stare.
He's headin' for Surf City where it's two to one,
He's gonna share that woodie, gonna have some funnn. . .

rofl my favorite indeed.

[minibrings]

BMW can use "enjoy your ride" as an advertising slogan.
Or something like rise up to a new standard in riding pleasure

[WannaliveinGreenville]

Some men might "love" a 20 month erection....

[GnomadAK]

Originally Posted by manderly6

Milkman? How old are you?

102, but I only feel half of that.

[GnomadAK]

His friends wondered how he carried his helmet around hands free