Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van

[Vannort54]

Originally Posted by stilldriveem

One of the free pleasures of truck driving!! Be driving more than 20 years myself.

Yep it's a great view most times and you see some weird stuff.

[rlrl]

DWA-driving while aroused.

[rlrl]

a man who pleasures himself while driving will almost face arrest and prosecution, while a woman doing this--i can picture the arresting officer offering to forget the whole thing if...

[The Big Lebowski Dude]

Any pictures of this woman?!

[wpme]

I do some long haul driving, and sometimes it can get boring, so I go topless and make a game out of not letting the truckers pull up alongside of me after I've passed them

[Howest2008]

Originally Posted by vannort54

when my brother was driving semi he told us some of the things he has seen woman doing since he sat high enough to get a dirds eye view into any car.

gotha

[jbgusa]

Originally Posted by Larry Siegel

Darwin Award winners have to remove themselves from the gene pool. She probably increased her reproductive fitness, if my desire to meet this woman (and take her for a drive) is any indication.

My understanding is that a Darwin Award winner has to be someone for whom the world would improve without their being in the gene pool.

[ciceropolo]

Originally Posted by jbgusa

My understanding is that a Darwin Award winner has to be someone for whom the world would improve without their being in the gene pool.

Whereas, this woman has a lot of men seemingly clamoring to be in (test the waters / dive into) her fit gene pool.

[Larry Siegel]

Originally Posted by jbgusa

My understanding is that a Darwin Award winner has to be someone for whom the world would improve without their being in the gene pool.

That too. So she would be disqualified.

Although this requirement is self-referential. Removing yourself from the gene pool through carelessness or stupidity - the usual Darwin Award reasons - is enough evidence that you shouldn't be in the gene pool.

[mollygee]

Originally Posted by mustangman66

I want to see the evidence and have her reenact the moment that led to the crash just so we know what really happened

What a HUGE jury pool that would be!! Sometimes, it is so hard to keep a straight face, when you are a juror. OMG!!!!