09-02-2008, 12:50 PM
Location: The 719
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I tried this long ago when we only had state forums and a mod cut it out as it was "Not On Topic."
Now that we have an Automotive thread, I'll try this again (excuse me if someone beat me to it);
BUICK - Built Under the Influence of Captain Kangaroo
Pontiac - I won't go there.
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive em' Slowly, Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
DELOREAN - Don't Ever Lend One Rich Ego-manic Alotta Narcotics
FORD - Fers Only Run Downhill (many others may apply
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DODGE - Drips Oil Dumps Grease Everywhere
SUBARU - Substantially Underpowered But Always Runs Uphill
BMW - Big Money Waste, Behold My Wheels, Beats My Wife, Break My Windshild, Byte My HaWeenie, Backwards: Wanted Mercedes Benz
There's others. Give it a try!
09-02-2008, 01:07 PM
Location: Mill Creek Hundred
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FORD- f'ed on rotten d**k
09-02-2008, 01:50 PM
Location: Phoenix metro
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BMW: Break My Windows, Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
09-02-2008, 02:02 PM
Location: The 719
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Sorry honey, I had to wreck that Honda.
09-02-2008, 03:12 PM
Location: The Frenchie Farm, Where We Grow 'em Big!
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FORD: Fu#@ed Over Redone Dodge.
09-02-2008, 07:14 PM
Location: Earth
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AMC = Aint My Car
09-02-2008, 07:33 PM
Location: USA
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The one we used to refer to the Pontiac GTO was "gas, tires, and oil"!
09-04-2008, 11:55 PM
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aww you mean
09-05-2008, 07:42 AM
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AUDI - Another Useless Deutsche InventionHOLDEN - Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine NoisesJAGUAR - Junk Always Going Under At Repair ShopKIA - Kick It AgainMINI - Moron Inside Notably InsaneNISSAN - Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon NowMERCEDES - Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra SalesTOYOTA - The One You Ought To AvoidSAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always BreakdownPORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having EverythingVOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Last edited by Kangaroofarmer; 09-05-2008 at 07:50 AM ..
09-05-2008, 05:34 PM
Location: Tulsa, OK
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Kangaroofarmer
AUDI - Another Useless Deutsche InventionHOLDEN - Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine NoisesJAGUAR - Junk Always Going Under At Repair ShopKIA - Kick It AgainMINI - Moron Inside Notably InsaneNISSAN - Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon NowMERCEDES - Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra SalesTOYOTA - The One You Ought To AvoidSAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always BreakdownPORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having EverythingVOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Holden, don't hear about them in the US. I've seen them when watching V8 SuperCars. Since I get to see Marcos Ambrose race in NASCAR I haven't seen any SuperCar races.
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