Wild Life on the Big Island

[Jungjohann]

Mos easy way for skin one pua'a,
I was driving up Mokulele towards Puunene one afternoon, big flatbed truck in front of me, goin kind of slow, has a pig tied up in the back. Well, the pig breaks loose, but is still tied around the neck, falls out of the back of the truck. Pig is being dragged behind the truck, making a sound like you no can believe, I'm honking my horn, the guy, driving the truck, waves for me to pass him, has absolutely no idea as to what has happened to the pig. He suddenly realizes the pig is gone, pulls over, and slams on the brakes. Well, the pig keeps goin, slams its head on the rear wheel of the truck, think it died right there and then. Probably the kind of kalua pork that you really needed to pick through, for avoid da asphalt in da skin!!!!!!

Aloha and okolemaluna

[kani-lehua]

ah, man, that's gross! people going mistake da asphalt for rock salt?!

[Jungjohann]

Yea, da skin kind of chewey, but who's fault is dat???? Hey, give you one ten fo da ting on da oddah place, wen buss up aka'aka!!!!!!!!

aloha an da kine

[kani-lehua]

Originally Posted by Jungjohann

Yea, da skin kind of chewey, but who's fault is dat???? Hey, give you one ten fo da ting on da oddah place, wen buss up aka'aka!!!!!!!!

aloha an da kine

eh russell, you get pen

[Jungjohann]

Now, try repeat aftah me, life is bitchen, life is bitchen.......no can help, cause, life is bitchen

aloha and okolemaluna
An, I no goin talk bout da warriors anymore, no like put da kabash on em

[kani-lehua]

george of the jungle resides on maui?!