Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride (racing, '93, problem)

[Billy_J]

What "evidence" will he need to submit to the clerk of the court for this case?

Will the clerk then stamp the evidence "received"?

[manderly6]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose johnson got so hard you could fu** it
He said with a grin
With his hand on his chin
If BMW doesn’t pay me they can suck it!

[ChiGuy2.5]

Originally Posted by TheViking85

Sound like this will be a long and hard case, lets hope for a firm decision by the courts, that will provide relief to the plaintiff.

I hope uncle sam gets his share of relief!

[duster1979]

The plaitiff's wife had no comment except to say that she was satisfied with how things have been going.

[nidex]

How is he going to prove that it was the bike that gave him the 20 month long erection, and not an underlying disorder (which I'm sure it was)? Not going to be able to... unless he's got a great lawyer, I don't see him getting very far with this.

[Gimme3steps]

They don't call 'em Beastly Monstrous Wonders for nothing.

Wonder if you can buy just the seat?

[Coldjensens]

Now I know why my wife bought me that new bike.

[KodeBlue]

He has a rock solid case against BMW.

[manderly6]

Originally Posted by Coldjensens

Now I know why my wife bought me that new bike.

Interesting. My wife talked me out of it.

[GnomadAK]

Originally Posted by manderly6

Interesting. My wife talked me out of it.

What bike does your mailman or milkman ride?