Dow -777: A Sign from God

[Philip T]

Originally Posted by JTraik

Thanks for making fellow Christians look like a pack of fools... this is absolute garbage. And where do you get this "adds up to 12" nonsense?

JT -- don't sweat it. Christians only look lack a pack of fools when they are being a pack of fools.

God is not mocked.

Need a Christian Joke of the Day?

Q: What did one Lion at the Roman Coliseum say to the other one when he had a bellyache?

A: These Christians give everybody indigestion.

'nother?

Q: Why are there no M&Ms in heaven?

A: They fall through the nail holes in Jesus' hands.


ummmm, yeah. I will be doing a few extra eons in purgatory.

[jimj]

Yep, god's seen what's happening and boy is SHE pissed!

[Saintmarks]

Originally Posted by Philip T

JT -- don't sweat it. Christians only look lack a pack of fools when they are being a pack of fools.

God is not mocked.

Need a Christian Joke of the Day?

Q: What did one Lion at the Roman Coliseum say to the other one when he had a bellyache?

A: These Christians give everybody indigestion.

'nother?

Q: Why are there no M&Ms in heaven?

A: They fall through the nail holes in Jesus' hands.


ummmm, yeah. I will be doing a few extra eons in purgatory.

Purgatory is yours not for doing religious jokes, but for doing religious jokes that aren't funny.

[Full-Blooded American]

Originally Posted by bchris02

The wrath of God is coming upon us, and its coming to our pocketbooks. Its no co-incidence that the Dow fell 777 points on the eve of Rosh Hashanah. 777 is the Holy number of God, and the Dow fell exactly that amount on a day that was the 273rd day of the year (adds up to 12), and there was 93 days left in the year (also adds up to 12, the number of disciples of Jesus Christ). God was giving us a warning that day of whats to come. Its our material wealth that has made this country greedy and gluttonous, and the time has come for us to pay the piper. Repent now or much worse is to come!

Thanks for the laugh.

[grannynancy]

I thought God was kind of, well, not supportive of humans trying to "divine" the future using things like numerology and astrology and all that stuff - well that is how I learned it.

I will not argue that our wealth and greed has caused us problems but I think we are doing quite the good job punishing ourselves on this one without any divine "punishment".