Need advice on how to advertise my new "Adult Novelties" biz (corporation, corporations)

[Stac2007]

Originally Posted by jules07

Hey all!!

It seems as tho this is a great place to get hints on where/how to advertise for specific businesses, so I'm gonna ask for some help as well.

I'm starting a new biz selling "Adult Novelties & Toys" thru in-home presentations (it's not just Tupperware anymore, baby!! ). BUT, I really don't want the other PTA board members to know about it (can you IMAGINE the scandal that would cause? Talk about "Harper Valley PTA"! ), nor my close friends/family. So where should I go to advertise this venture? It truly is a noble venture, since my goal is to encourage marital harmony and monogamy, as well as $3xual health.

Ideas???? TIA!!

You can say it’s the next reusable power source for the nation. Just thing how much heat we could create if we all stayed in bed! It could lead to a whole new create of jobs here in America! The government could pay us to stay in bed!

[gy2020]

Jules, how about a party in Seguin? I'll bring a keg.

[gy2020]

Originally Posted by gwrober

MEAT and greet???

I luv it!!!

[gy2020]

Originally Posted by sinsativ

with the right product, you can definitely take the "NO" out of "Novelty"

How about YESvelty?

[scuba steve]

don't forget, you're marketing them in san antonio. that means you need to focus on one thing, and one thing alone. make sure they're cheap! i suggest going to a few flea markets and seeing how the competing novelties businesses, and maybe going from there.

perhaps you could target a specific market? peeople in high school are always getting busy and that might be a good avenue to pursue.

[sinsativ]

Originally Posted by Deep Forest

Or a Roman Orgy.....

or, a Roaming Orgy, being from San Antonio, I like to "spur" it on.

[Dopo]

Originally Posted by Stac2007

You can say it’s the next reusable power source for the nation. Just thing how much heat we could create if we all stayed in bed! It could lead to a whole new create of jobs here in America! The government could pay us to stay in bed!

Anybody hiring?

[formercalifornian]

Originally Posted by jules07

Hey all!!

It seems as tho this is a great place to get hints on where/how to advertise for specific businesses, so I'm gonna ask for some help as well.

I'm starting a new biz selling "Adult Novelties & Toys" thru in-home presentations (it's not just Tupperware anymore, baby!! ). BUT, I really don't want the other PTA board members to know about it (can you IMAGINE the scandal that would cause? Talk about "Harper Valley PTA"! ), nor my close friends/family. So where should I go to advertise this venture? It truly is a noble venture, since my goal is to encourage marital harmony and monogamy, as well as $3xual health.

Ideas???? TIA!!

If you're afraid of a backlash from the PTA, then I suggest another line of business, because there is no way to keep this venture from getting out. And, really, why would you want to keep it from them? After the shock wears off, they'll probably turn out to be your best customers. My suggestion is that you get together a few of your buddies from the PTA one evening, crack open a few bottles of wine, pass around some appetizers, and show your wares. They'll be some nervous giggling and jokes, but it's all good. Hand out your business card, set up a private area for purchases, and see where things go from there.

[texdav]

San antonio ;well thne you might want to put a spring in it so the head bobbles and it can be mounted on the dashboard or pack tray of their car and advertise it has duel purpose.Also a model that can be hung on their trailer hitch when not being used otherwise.

[marshfield mom]

I suppose you could always ask people if they ever get tired of the same old vibrator or penis theyv'e been using.or start off your fliers with has your man or women ever kept you hanging??????