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Old 05-28-2015, 09:40 PM
 
Location: between three Great Lakes.
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What, you haven't left already? You should be at the border by now, touting your cool, workable plan to the customs agents. They'll lap it up! Come on, get off the computer and go for it! And when you land that job at Tim Horton's, come back and tell us how you ran your scam and put one over on those ol' moose-kissers! We'll be waiting.
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Old 05-28-2015, 10:42 PM
 
Location: Alberta, Canada
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no... I don't want to be homeless on the streets. I just want my own apartment, and get help paying for it because I'm too lazy to do it myself. Is that so hard to fathom? Scandinavia wouldn't care... they would be fine with it, if i was scandinavian that is... so... am I screwed? I guess so
I guess so too. To reinterpret you remarks:

"Canada wouldn't care... they would be fine with it, if i was Canadian that is..."

But you are not Canadian. So, by your own logic, Canada wouldn't be fine with it, and would care.

My suggestion? Stop being lazy and do something now to make you attractive to Canada.
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Old 05-29-2015, 01:07 AM
 
Location: Airstrip 1, Oceania
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Is moose kissing mandatory for Canadian citizenship? I don't think one could bring oneself to kiss some random moose unless one had first been properly introduced.
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:08 AM
 
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no... I don't want to be homeless on the streets. I just want my own apartment, and get help paying for it because I'm too lazy to do it myself. Is that so hard to fathom?
Whether you want to or not once Mom is no longer able to enable you in your lazy/parasitic lifestyle homelessness will be your destiny. here's your sign=
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1246282088.jpg

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Old 05-29-2015, 03:11 PM
 
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I guess so too. To reinterpret you remarks:

"Canada wouldn't care... they would be fine with it, if i was Canadian that is..."

But you are not Canadian. So, by your own logic, Canada wouldn't be fine with it, and would care.

My suggestion? Stop being lazy and do something now to make you attractive to Canada.
wait so are you suggesting that I can actually do this? I just have to finesse my way through customs and I'll be alright?
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Old 05-29-2015, 05:44 PM
 
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I guess...to be honest. It's time for me to start drinking more often...just beers really. Because its looking as though I have no choice but to survive within the culture of the american soil. It's okay though...a few beers later, everything will be alright in the end
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Old 05-29-2015, 10:10 PM
 
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wait so are you suggesting that I can actually do this? I just have to finesse my way through customs and I'll be alright?
Yeah you can do this and dont forget to arrive at the border drunk,they'll feel sorry for you and probably drive you to the nearest welfare office,Canada really needs people like you.

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Old 05-30-2015, 04:34 PM
 
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The problem with America is it's way too ESTJ. Being INFP, I'm the exact opposite and I don't fit in here at all! Canada is similar, but definitely a step up.
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Old 05-30-2015, 11:04 PM
 
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ESTJ. INFP, .
Some of us probably dont know what these acronyms mean.
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Old 05-30-2015, 11:08 PM
 
Location: Toronto
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Some of us probably dont know what these acronyms mean.
Myers
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