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09-24-2007, 12:37 AM
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CD News Reporter
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How To Bathe A Cat.
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
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09-24-2007, 02:29 AM
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Looking up! =)
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09-24-2007, 10:27 AM
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Misfit On the Run!!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Wow - Who would ever thought to bathe a cat this way.
I might have to try this -
Unforunately, I do not own a cat.....
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09-24-2007, 10:46 AM
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Not a Member - ¡Adios Amigos!
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Join Date: May 2006
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09-24-2007, 10:57 AM
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Misfit On the Run!!
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: I am no Longer Invisible!!!!!
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Haha - that cat is almost human-like in the face.
Nice wallpaper in the background - Hmmmm
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09-24-2007, 11:07 AM
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Oy vey!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Birmingham, England
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Oh if it was only this simple. In reality you'd lift the toilet lids to find the cat has vanished. Then a few hours later all the houses down the hill from you would report mysterious drain blockages.  |
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09-24-2007, 12:03 PM
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owned by them all
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Join Date: May 2007
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borrow mine if you dont' have a cat =)
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09-24-2007, 05:21 PM
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Monitor
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I hope that this isn't true, is it? But, I have to admit that I have no idea of how to give poor Gracie a bath (she's the one who was scalped by her groomer).
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