Things you never thought you'd say - but then you got cats

[Orion2]

Let me shove this down your throat and I'll get off of you, I promise. (Last night as I struggled to give Orion a pill after another extraction.)

[chilaili]

Apparently, I've just started a new one: "Yes! By all means drape yourself across my chest whilst I'm in the middle of a huge hot-flash!"

[ThatCrazyRedhead]

"Please don't eat random stuff off the floor. Lord only knows what that is."

"Did you narrowly escape the clutches of the bathroom? Was it a harrowing experience?"

[Wry_Martini]

"Hold still so I can wash the Chinese Food out of your whiskers!" (She helped herself to my dinner).

[Orion2]

Please stop rubbing me with your tail, it's wet. (Orion's tail is very fluffy and sometimes he doesn't notice that he's dipped it in the water dish.)

[subject2change]

Said to my dog, about my cat "Don't eat Dusty's bug, please. He's the one that found it!"

[Orion2]

Get away from that window before someone sees you.

To Orion at 12:30AM while walking Judy his best friend, he'd insist on joining us and I'd let him as it was a no traffic area but the neighbors windows were low and he couldn't resist peeking in. I always thought one night I'd be arrested or taken to work for an assessment because who'd believe I was talking to the cat?