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Old 08-08-2012, 04:16 PM
 
Location: On the Chesapeake
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They still have strippers at county fairs?
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:11 PM
 
Location: CHicago, United States
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Please....don't give him any ideas.
He's an aging ***** who hasn't perfected how to properly dress in drag. He's a has-been. Living off of earlier showmanship. Talented? Once. Now? No. He should just shut up and pay his night's trick for services rendered.
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Old 08-09-2012, 06:19 AM
 
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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He's an aging ***** who hasn't perfected how to properly dress in drag. He's a has-been. Living off of earlier showmanship. Talented? Once. Now? No. He should just shut up and pay his night's trick for services rendered.
Who is his nights trick? George Michael or Boy George?
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Old 08-10-2012, 02:09 AM
 
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Madonna may be a harlot, but Elton John is a sodomite!
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:11 PM
 
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Madonna is over age 50..at some point, the strip show is really a parody of a lame Saturday Night Live skit.

And Elton is really a mean old queen. Really...he is just jealous all the trannys are lip syncing her songs in Vegas.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:02 PM
 
Location: Midwestern Dystopia
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Elton John is a has been, all he does anymore is perform cheesy songs for Disney movies. His career was a mess early on with drugs, getting married when he was confused, etc. He is old and bitter and not very attractive. He is jealous of Madonna because she is probably liked more by the Brits then he is. He is mad Madonna has dissed Lady Gaga who he admires. Elton John is not a living legend like Madonna is.
Maybe if he looked better and had a more memorable singing voice he could stay relevant.

and you could actually understand what the flip he's saying in his songs.

ever notice how his disney songs are much more understandable, they must've put in in the contract "if you're going to do this song, you gotta sing so we can understand you"
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:18 PM
 
Location: Sinking in the Great Salt Lake
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I agree, though I'd still rather see Madonna nekked than Elton John. I wouldn't pay to see either of them in the buff though.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:23 AM
 
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At least Elton can sing, play piano, and has a career spanning 3 decades without flashing breast.

For that we can all be grateful!
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:27 AM
 
Location: Chapel Hill, N.C.
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I'd rather spend my money seeing Elton John than Madonna. He has made so many contributions towards AIDS Research and other philanthropic causes. And if I had the offer I'd rather have a pleasant conversation with him than Madonna. He would graciously accept my hydrangeas and not mock me I'm sure. She is a twit.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:49 PM
 
Location: Texas
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I love Elton John's music but geeze....how drunk do you have to be to do this:

Sir Elton John -- Cracked Out on a Boat! | TMZ.com

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