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Old 10-22-2015, 08:26 AM
 
Location: Born & Raised DC > Carolinas > Seattle > Denver
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"other people's stuff is ****, and your **** is stuff!" favorite line of his. ever.
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Old 10-22-2015, 10:06 AM
 
Location: Eastern Tennessee
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The Hippie-Dippie weatherman describing tornadoes, hurricanes, floods and then saying "but I wouldn't sweat any of that because the weather radar also picked up a group of Russian ICBM's crossing over Alaska about an hour ago!"
He was a classic. Asked a lot of questions like 'why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?'. And the VERY first to discuss 'the 10 things they won't let you say on tv' (but you can today)
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Old 10-24-2015, 07:23 AM
 
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The Hippie-Dippie weatherman describing tornadoes, hurricanes, floods and then saying "but I wouldn't sweat any of that because the weather radar also picked up a group of Russian ICBM's crossing over Alaska about an hour ago!"
He was a classic. Asked a lot of questions like 'why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?'. And the VERY first to discuss 'the 10 things they won't let you say on tv' (but you can today)
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Old 10-27-2015, 04:42 PM
 
Location: By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea
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My favorite memory is seeing him on a twin bill with Sha Na Na in Passaic NJ. Someone was heckling him from the audience, he walked to the front of the stage and the audience got quiet as he pointed to the heckler and said "Yeah? Well at least I ain't on reds man!"
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Old 10-30-2015, 06:13 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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"You drive like old people f***, slow and sloppy." lol!

Here's more on driving. I laughed about every 10 seconds.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZUwNXfG2ys
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Old 11-01-2015, 05:38 PM
 
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The 405 was the scene of a freak accident. 2 freaks in a pick-up ran into 3 freaks in a van.
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Old 11-01-2015, 05:45 PM
Status: "Nothin' to lose" (set 7 days ago)
 
Location: Concord, CA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE
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Old 02-06-2016, 07:37 AM
 
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Hot cross buns: that's when the Ku Klux Klan shoves a burning cross up your arse.
(Strange what comes to mind when one is drying one's backside at the fireplace)
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Old 02-06-2016, 06:31 PM
 
Location: Houston, texas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoJI1p7cHhc


"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up." (after his second heart attack, 1982)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4SSvVbhLw#t=211
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Old 02-07-2016, 09:22 AM
 
Location: Southern Quebec
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George Carlin was a genius.


The Ten Commandments (NSFW - Language)
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