Here's my list:
Rachael Ray-that voice! the waving hands! She drinks TOO MUCH of that Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I'd say.
Rosie O'Donnell-Loudmouth with no lips.
Ellen Degenerate-What's her appeal, anyway??
Joan Rivers-Her wax figure at Madame Tussaud's looks more realistic than she does!
Kelly Ripa-the junior version of Kathy Lee Gifford: it's all about her WONDERFUL husband and ADORABLE kids...(Kelly, your old man ain't all that.)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)-talk about merchandising OVERKILL!!! The only thing they haven't put her face on yet is rolls of toilet paper...so SICK of seeing her face everywhere.
Jessica Simpson-same thing..media overkill. Sick of her AND her BFF hairguy Ken Paves who follows her everywhere...doesn't she let ANYONE else touch her hair???
Britney Spears-White trash that struck it rich...'nuff said.
Jen Aniston-it's not that I don't like her, it's the constant media-attention she gets-"JEN CALLS BRAD:TALK FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE ANGIE FUMES IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!" I mean, WHO REALLY CARES?????
All these new "starlets" from "The Hills", "Gossip Girls", "High School Musical", blah blah blah....10 years from now they'll probably be on "Where Are They Now?" shows.
Janice Dickinson-does she have a magic mirror at home?? She must, or else she'd realize she's in NO position to make nasty comments about other women's looks.
Gilbert Gottfried-do I really need to explain this one???
Chelsea Handler-her book was good, but whoever told her she was hilarious and should be a comedian lied out their a**-she's duller than dull.
Richard Simmons-THE YELLING!!THE SCREAMING!! Somebody oughta tell him that men pushing 60 don't look good in short-shorts...no matter how "in shape" they are...nor should they wear mascara!!!
Kim Kardashian-OK, so she's the daughter of OJ Simpson's lawyer, Bruce Jenner's stepdaughter, and she has a big butt...this makes her a celebrity???
Lindsey Lohan-how did she get so famous?? (other than flashing her firebush, that is...)