Tiger woods in car accident! (tall, cartoon, actor, country)

[highcotton]

Originally Posted by Fatty MacButter

I think a big reason why Tiger hasn't made a public appearance is because his face hasn't healed yet. I don't know if his wife beat him or not, but the public perception is that she did. So, Tiger would look foolish and add more fuel to the jokes if he goes public right now. Of course, he's also very private and likes things tightly controlled just for him. Not the best situation for ol' Tiger Woods.

It has been reported that Tiger is [somehow] able to dodge the paparazzi and hit golf balls on a lighted driving range at night. I am VERY surprised that someone at the driving range hasn't recognized Tiger (his appearance or his golf swing) and taken his picture with a cell phone, or reported it to one of the many websites that are trying to follow his saga. Just because Tiger is at a driving range at night does not prevent him from being seen by other golfers that are there. Sooner or later the paparrazi will find him...

[highcotton]

Divorce ‘100 percent’, Puma close to signing Elin Nordegren

[nanannie]

I heard last nite that Tiger was "unfazed" about the whole thing.
If he didnt like being married, maybe the end of it wont be a big deal.
He has enough money that a huge alimony wont send him to bread lines.
And on that same note, maybe his wife is thinking, good riddance.
She might be looking forward to a wealthy,fulfilling life with her kids and someone new and better for her.
The end result is time will be Tigers friend and he will be back doing what he does and raking in the dough.
His wife is young,beautiful, blonde,very rich, is getting rid of a jerk husband,and has the sympathy of millions. She could have worse problams.

[Fatty MacButter]

Originally Posted by highcotton

It has been reported that Tiger is [somehow] able to dodge the paparazzi and hit golf balls on a lighted driving range at night. I am VERY surprised that someone at the driving range hasn't recognized Tiger (his appearance or his golf swing) and taken his picture with a cell phone, or reported it to one of the many websites that are trying to follow his saga. Just because Tiger is at a driving range at night does not prevent him from being seen by other golfers that are there. Sooner or later the paparrazi will find him...

I read about Tiger sneaking off at night to a golf course very close to his house and hitting golf balls. Supposedly a neighbor spotted him. I haven't read anything about Tiger hitting balls at a lighted driving range. Would you have a link to that? Thanks.

[Fatty MacButter]

Originally Posted by nanannie

I heard last nite that Tiger was "unfazed" about the whole thing.
If he didnt like being married, maybe the end of it wont be a big deal.
He has enough money that a huge alimony wont send him to bread lines.
And on that same note, maybe his wife is thinking, good riddance.
She might be looking forward to a wealthy,fulfilling life with her kids and someone new and better for her.
The end result is time will be Tigers friend and he will be back doing what he does and raking in the dough.
His wife is young,beautiful, blonde,very rich, is getting rid of a jerk husband,and has the sympathy of millions. She could have worse problams.

Wow.. where did you hear that he is unfazed? That certainly conflicts with other reports.

[sophialee]

Originally Posted by Fatty MacButter

Wow.. where did you hear that he is unfazed? That certainly conflicts with other reports.

Is your screen name a shout out to Doug from The King of Queens by chance?

Fatty McButter Pants? LOL.

[cricket_factor]

Originally Posted by sophialee

Is your screen name a shout out to Doug from The King of Queens by chance?

Fatty McButter Pants? LOL.

I myself don't know where the name comes from but I LOVE it!!!

[highcotton]

Tiger Woods' image removed from Arnold Palmer Invitational Web site

One of Tiger Woods' biggest supporters — the folks at the Arnold Palmer Invitational - removed the troubled golfer's image from their Web site's banner.

The original site banner featured two images of Woods, one holding the tournament's trophy from his win in March and another showing him yelling in excitement, followed by a photo of golf legend and tournament host Arnold Palmer holding his club.

In the revised banner, the pictures of Woods have been replaced with pictures of a younger and older Palmer as well as a shot of fans applauding in the background.

[Fatty MacButter]

Originally Posted by sophialee

Is your screen name a shout out to Doug from The King of Queens by chance?

Fatty McButter Pants? LOL.

No, I've never followed that show. I just saw the name Fatty McButterpants somewhere on the web and it cracked me up, so I decided to use a modified version as a screen name.

[Fatty MacButter]

Originally Posted by cricket_factor

I myself don't know where the name comes from but I LOVE it!!!

It's a hoot but it gives me an urge to buy a Big Mac with butter on it.