Oh, no, not another Tiger Woods topic (humor) (country, children, fox)
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Rhino this is crazy but Kenya believe it? Tiger is a cheetah and I'm not lion. He monkeyed around and now the gorilla his dreams is going ape and will be laughing like a hyenia all the way to the bank. Poor Tiger, he may soon be driving a Cougar rather that a Jaguar and this should give him paws, especially for all his pussyfooting around.
He should have puttered but now he's getting pun-ished and I guess in a fair way.
Any way you slice it, I hope he has the balls to iron things out so he can get out of the woods.
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. Allthe children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these ******* would keep their mouths shut!"
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. Allthe children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these ******* would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around:"NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS.CAN I GO NOW?"
Hahaha, I got that email too!!
Very clever Nilsson!! I would expect that coming from you!!
Well, different strokes for different folks, as a little birdie told me, cause when you're playing a round you're on the hook. I believe he was fore warned about the hazards but developed a bunker mentality and now nobody will keep their trap shut.
This Tiger was caught by the tail now comes the bogey man.
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