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Old 12-22-2009, 07:51 PM
 
Location: west coast
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Rhino this is crazy but Kenya believe it? Tiger is a cheetah and I'm not lion. He monkeyed around and now the gorilla his dreams is going ape and will be laughing like a hyenia all the way to the bank. Poor Tiger, he may soon be driving a Cougar rather that a Jaguar and this should give him paws, especially for all his pussyfooting around.
He should have puttered but now he's getting pun-ished and I guess in a fair way.
Any way you slice it, I hope he has the balls to iron things out so he can get out of the woods.

Last edited by 2goldens; 12-25-2009 at 06:03 AM.. Reason: Moved from Other Topics
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:23 PM
 
Location: Neither here nor there
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Very clever.
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:24 PM
 
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow in "OZ "
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Wood-in you know... he must have attended morning wood high..
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:42 PM
 
Location: planet octupulous is nearing earths atmosphere
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hmm he's a wood pecker
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Old 12-23-2009, 05:45 AM
 
Location: I never said I was perfect so no refunds here sorry!
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. Allthe children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask,
first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
"Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,
"Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these ******* would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around:"NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS.CAN I GO NOW?"
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Old 12-23-2009, 05:50 AM
 
Location: Mayberry
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. Allthe children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask,
first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
"Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,
"Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these ******* would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around:"NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS.CAN I GO NOW?"


Hahaha, I got that email too!!

Very clever Nilsson!! I would expect that coming from you!!
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:48 PM
 
Location: west coast
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Well, different strokes for different folks, as a little birdie told me, cause when you're playing a round you're on the hook. I believe he was fore warned about the hazards but developed a bunker mentality and now nobody will keep their trap shut.
This Tiger was caught by the tail now comes the bogey man.
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Old 12-24-2009, 07:30 PM
 
Location: planet octupulous is nearing earths atmosphere
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Tiger now has a new corporate sponsor! The folks at Pfizer Drugs have developed Tiagra -- good for 18 holes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRhgcwUuUk

Merry Christmas

(Bad, I know, but he's got plenty of company -- Clinton, Letterman, etc.)

would that be the 100 mill tabs he's losing sponcers in one area but he will gain sponcers in the other..

soon you will be hearing about, tiger tuff, one rough rider condom, good for 18 holes
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:49 PM
 
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Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after "beating" the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world’s number one golfer inadvertently played the wrong hole..
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