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Originally Posted by green_mariner
I know this is the Charleston forum. I came because this had to do with the hatred of cyclists. It is an issue that is very personal for me, because I am a cyclist. Because it is personal, I felt the need to say something. The hostile mentality towards cyclists isn't just a Charleston problem.
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When I was a lass in my teens,
I bicycled 'cross many mountains,
With my saddlebags full,
50 miles I'd pull
in a day on the road for the scenes.
Now back then we were nothing but hippies,
wearing cut-offs and halters, quite zippy,
catching drafts off of trucks,
or trying our luck,
with our thumbs when the route got too hilly.
Up in Maine they didn't look kindly,
on scraggly teens riding blindly,
they'd open car doors,
knocking us to the floor,
and cursing us most unkindly.
We followed the rules of the road,
Obeyed stop lights and signaled quite bold,
we rode single file,
on the shoulder, every mile,
even braved round-abouts in the cold.
But now that I'm cranky and old,
and my car is my transporting mode,
there is nothing more rude,
than these bicycling dudes,
who think they own the whole road.
God forbid I encounter a "club"
on a bicycle "route", here's the rub,
they will not give way
for the drivers who pay
to drive cars to make money for grub.
I don't want to hear greenies whine,
I'm polluting the air all the time,
Your spandex looks stupid,
you're rude and obtrusive
and I can't think of any more rhymes.