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06-28-2012, 07:28 PM
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Location: Goose Creek, SC
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Originally Posted by xinerevelle
I shouldn't have to look away/look busy when these crooks are at the intersection.
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I'll look dead at them and if/when they start toward me I'll shake my head no...
Avoiding eye contact is effective but actively aggravating people is so much more fun. Besides, my doctor told me to. Well he said to reduce stress and laugh more...same difference. |
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06-28-2012, 07:40 PM
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Location: Mount Pleasant, SC
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Originally Posted by Techgeek
I'll look dead at them and if/when they start toward me I'll shake my head no...
Avoiding eye contact is effective but actively aggravating people is so much more fun. Besides, my doctor told me to. Well he said to reduce stress and laugh more...same difference.
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Cracking me up here. What you should do is hold up a dollar to your window and then not roll it down. Hilarity ensues. |
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06-28-2012, 07:53 PM
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Location: Goose Creek, SC
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Originally Posted by southbel
Cracking me up here. What you should do is hold up a dollar to your window and then not roll it down. Hilarity ensues.
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I need to make signs and hold them up. This is how it would play out...
Stop at a light and see one of these goons. Hold up a $5 or something (rarely carry anything much smaller for some reason). Goon runs toward me. Window stays up but sign number one goes up.
Sign: I don't mind helping out but you have to earn it.
Goon looks confused so sign number 2 goes up.
Sign: Dance.
Goon looks angry, time for sign number 3
Sign: I mean if you don't want it... (as I tauntingly wave the $5 bill in front of him)
On the off chance he starts dancing sign number 4 comes up when the light turns.
Sign: Can't believe you went for that. I almost feel bad enough to actually give you the money but you'd probably spend it on booze...
As I drive off... |
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06-28-2012, 08:04 PM
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Location: Mount Pleasant, SC
3,466 posts, read 1,131,905 times
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Originally Posted by Techgeek
I need to make signs and hold them up. This is how it would play out...
Stop at a light and see one of these goons. Hold up a $5 or something (rarely carry anything much smaller for some reason). Goon runs toward me. Window stays up but sign number one goes up.
Sign: I don't mind helping out but you have to earn it.
Goon looks confused so sign number 2 goes up.
Sign: Dance.
Goon looks angry, time for sign number 3
Sign: I mean if you don't want it... (as I tauntingly wave the $5 bill in front of him)
On the off chance he starts dancing sign number 4 comes up when the light turns.
Sign: Can't believe you went for that. I almost feel bad enough to actually give you the money but you'd probably spend it on booze...
As I drive off...
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Fantastic. Could have it where you just flip through the signs to make it easy to switch signs. |
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06-28-2012, 08:10 PM
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Location: Goose Creek, SC
830 posts, read 597,293 times
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Go buy a bunch of quick pick powerball tickets and, if they don't win, drop them in the buckets. When the guy complains that they're worthless just look at him and say "you don't know that..."
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06-28-2012, 08:11 PM
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Location: Here, finally
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Originally Posted by Techgeek
I need to make signs and hold them up. This is how it would play out...
Stop at a light and see one of these goons. Hold up a $5 or something (rarely carry anything much smaller for some reason). Goon runs toward me. Window stays up but sign number one goes up.
Sign: I don't mind helping out but you have to earn it.
Goon looks confused so sign number 2 goes up.
Sign: Dance.
Goon looks angry, time for sign number 3
Sign: I mean if you don't want it... (as I tauntingly wave the $5 bill in front of him)
On the off chance he starts dancing sign number 4 comes up when the light turns.
Sign: Can't believe you went for that. I almost feel bad enough to actually give you the money but you'd probably spend it on booze...
As I drive off...
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Lol... I had a flash of you doin this with a grape Nehi mustache |
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06-28-2012, 08:28 PM
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Location: Goose Creek, SC
830 posts, read 597,293 times
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Originally Posted by Silversides
Lol... I had a flash of you doin this with a grape Nehi mustache
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and a fluffy white cat... |
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06-29-2012, 09:56 AM
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"another opinionated Libertarian"
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Location: On the border of off the grid
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Originally Posted by southbel
Cracking me up here. What you should do is hold up a dollar to your window and then not roll it down. Hilarity ensues.
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Why Southbel! I am shocked! I would expect such behavior of Scuba Steve, but not a sweet Southern belle like you .... LOL!  |
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06-29-2012, 10:29 AM
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Location: Goose Creek, SC
830 posts, read 597,293 times
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Reading back over the last couple of pages, I'm realizing that I am truly a horrible person deep down inside.
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06-29-2012, 11:19 AM
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Location: Mount Pleasant, SC
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Originally Posted by ObserverNY
Why Southbel! I am shocked! I would expect such behavior of Scuba Steve, but not a sweet Southern belle like you .... LOL! |
I have my moments.  |
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