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Old 01-30-2014, 07:09 AM
 
Location: Some got six month some got one solid. But me and my buddies all got lifetime here
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Been a long time since I've actually started a thread on here, but I came across this on another message board this morning and thought this was pretty funny. Some of you guys might appreciate this with a little blurb to draw you in (since I think it's still against TOS to paste the complete article here). It's worth the link click for the whole thing.

Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He



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Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte



CHARLOTTE, NC—Suddenly stopping in his tracks as he boarded the Lynx blue line to go apply for a library card on Tuesday, local man Mark Collier came to the horrifying realization that he was putting down roots in the city of Charlotte, NC.

“Wait, hold on a second, am I...am I building a life for myself in Charlotte, North Carolina?” Collier said as it suddenly dawned on him he’d recently renewed his membership at a gym in downtown Charlotte for another year. “No no no, this can’t be right. I’m not settling down and making a go of it in Charlotte. Am I?”

“Christ, I just bought a bureau for my apartment in Plaza Midwood,” he continued. “What is happening?”
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Old 01-30-2014, 07:37 AM
 
Location: State of Being
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Hee Hee.

It just "snuck up on him."

Nice read -- brought a smile to my face!
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Old 01-30-2014, 07:59 AM
 
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Hahaha pretty good. Happened to me! I did move though, kinda miss CLT sometimes.
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:58 PM
 
Location: State of Being
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Well, COLLECTIVE, come on back!
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Old 01-31-2014, 03:18 PM
 
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I miss Herbert Kornfeld.
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Old 01-31-2014, 10:33 PM
 
Location: S. Charlotte
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A lot of my friends shared that on Facebook. Made me giggle too!
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