aahh, what a perfect opportunity for famous quotes about beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Anonymous
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. Homer Simpson
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. Homer Simpson