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05-27-2009, 02:24 PM
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and.....
Every redneck male wears a ball cap, sun glasses and sports a goatee while driving a pick up truck with custom duel exhaust pipes playing freebird on the radio!!! You can see em' and hear em' all over downtown Gastonia. Tony's Ice Cream- YUM!!!!
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05-27-2009, 02:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ClevelandMike
and.....
Every redneck male wears a ball cap, sun glasses and sports a goatee while driving a pick up truck with custom duel exhaust pipes playing freebird on the radio!!! You can see em' and hear em' all over downtown Gastonia. Tony's Ice Cream- YUM!!!!
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Keep talking, I'll just keep scooping your cr@p
Folks, our pal Mike has a quite the sense of humor 
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05-27-2009, 02:29 PM
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You're gonna love my nuts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ClevelandMike
and.....
Every redneck male wears a ball cap, sun glasses and sports a goatee while driving a pick up truck with custom duel exhaust pipes playing freebird on the radio!!! You can see em' and hear em' all over downtown Gastonia. Tony's Ice Cream- YUM!!!!
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Are they all named Darryl too?
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05-27-2009, 02:33 PM
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More.....folks from Gastonia make fun of folks from Bessemer City. Gastonians somehow pick up a deep twang or something. I thought the entire area spoke with an identical twang. Check out Downtown Gastonia and Gaston Heights, its a real hoot! Hgwy 74 is incredibly scenic.
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05-27-2009, 02:35 PM
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Daryl...maybe, but they all look like Larry the Cable Guy!
One in Every three Men Chew tobacco in Gastonia. I've seen them spit
on the floors inside of Home Depot.
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05-27-2009, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ClevelandMike
Daryl...maybe, but they all look like Larry the Cable Guy!
One in Every three Men Chew tobacco in Gastonia. I've seen them spit
on the floors inside of Home Depot.
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Good grief  I'm going to need a bigger poop scooper!! Maybe the elephant trainer at Ringling Bro's will lend me one?
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05-27-2009, 02:40 PM
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Try standing under me - then you can walk around with it!
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05-27-2009, 02:44 PM
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You're gonna love my nuts
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CM....I think you throttled the good taste line here....
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05-28-2009, 12:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by southbound_295
Maybe I'm just easily entertained, but I'm not bored. If you have a yard & work out in it, you'll surely meet neighbors.
Why are you trying to slow down your speech?  I am a Yankee, & I speek just as slowly as everyone who is a native here, but I have a Midwestern accent. I can hear as fast as anyone else. If I was talking to someone & realized that they were trying to speak slowly, I'd be very offended.
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Totally did not mean to offend anybody in Gastonia. I have just had bad luck with the very few people I have met. I also just got back from a 5 day trip to Cali & being there 4 just 5 days actually made me miss NC..God Bless!
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