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Old 03-19-2009, 06:14 PM
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A DEA officer stopS at a farm about 20 miles ouTside of CLT and talked with the owner. Old fellow that has been around a lot of years. He tells the owner "I need to inspect your land for illegally grown drugs"

The old man say"OK but don't go over there into that field".

The DEA officer explodes. "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government w/me." Reaching into his rear pocket he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the owner. "See this badge? I am allowed to go anywhere I damn please. Have I made that clear? Do you understand?"

The old man nods, apologizes and goes about his work.
A short time later he hears loud screams and see the DEA guy running for his life chased close behind by the owner's prized bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The officer is clearly terrified and it seems likely he will get horned.
The old man throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs

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Old 03-19-2009, 06:38 PM
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Hilarious, john!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:31 PM
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