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2010 is a busy year for us. Wedding, honeymoon, going to Vegas, maybe even starting to try for a baby...I am excited for 2010 onward! Happy New Years!!!
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench in downtown Charlotte one morning.
The 87 yr. old has just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 yr. old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 yr. old said" Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year stops at the bakery on Providence Road. As he was looking around, the clerk asked if needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "yes, there a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it will be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this ***** but me."
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