What would happen if Joliet, Naperville and Aurora went to war? (Arthur: transfer, buy)

[At1WithNature]

Joliet would win. Aurora has too many "wayne's world" types. you know...too many garths running around. Naperville would win a beauty pagent, and not a war.

[almost3am]

Couldn't Naperville just pay Blackwater to come in and do their dirty work? I vote Naperville the victor.

[Irishtom29]

Originally Posted by almost3am

Couldn't Naperville just pay Blackwater to come in and do their dirty work? I vote Naperville the victor.

There's a danger to that, mercenaries have been known to win a war for a state and then install themselves as the bosses. Happened often in the late Middle Ages when large mercenary companies, condattieri, were available.

The Swiss could be trusted but they were unusual in that. But it's been a long time since you could hire 20,000 Swiss.

[Anthera]

Originally Posted by almost3am

Couldn't Naperville just pay Blackwater to come in and do their dirty work? I vote Naperville the victor.

Very good point.

[Visvaldis]

Originally Posted by Irishtom29

Joliet would kick their asses. People in Will tend to be rough and ready.

Especially if they had the residents of Stateville on their side.

[crbcrbrgv]

Naperville would definitely lose. The citizens would see all those minorities, lie down their arms and wave the white flag. They would immediately apologize for the flag being white.

[Anthera]

You should never underestimate the intensity of people fighting for theri homes & families vs those fighting for loot.

[rccastner]

alright. heres how it would go down. aurora and joliet would begin to have gang wars, due to gang problems in both the citys, so while the LK's and GD's and bloods shoot eachother up, in the meantime naperville will be buying hi-tech guns, and other weapons, and modifiying the're hummers to become legit army vehicles, and wen both joliet and aurora are out of guns, and out of drugs to give them incentive, naperville will strike with its expensive weaponry and tools. (this coming from a napervillian)

[threeputts]

Originally Posted by crbcrbrgv

They would immediately apologize for the flag being white.

I need a new keyboard now, thanks.

[Irishtom29]

Originally Posted by rccastner

alright. heres how it would go down. aurora and joliet would begin to have gang wars, due to gang problems in both the citys, so while the LK's and GD's and bloods shoot eachother up, in the meantime naperville will be buying hi-tech guns, and other weapons, and modifiying the're hummers to become legit army vehicles, and wen both joliet and aurora are out of guns, and out of drugs to give them incentive, naperville will strike with its expensive weaponry and tools. (this coming from a napervillian)

You don't understand, it's the white people in Joliet and Will County you'd have to worry about. They tend to be tough, hardy and well armed. And able to shoot straight.