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Old 09-13-2011, 11:25 AM
 
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Default Going to New York- can deliver somebody or something

Me and my girlfriend are going to NY today (13th) to NY. We will be leaving at 11pm. My location is Harwood Heights. If you want to have something delivered faster, cheaper and safer than by other postal services do not hesitate to write me an e-mail. My mail is: pawelole@gazeta.pl
I will check it till 7 pm. Or maybe you want to have something from NY? I will return on Monday.

Regards and only serious enquires!
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Old 09-13-2011, 12:07 PM
 
Location: Wicker Park/East Village area
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Can you deliver a seven year old boy?
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:38 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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Can you deliver a donkey?
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:03 PM
 
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Do you happen to know how to fly an F-16?
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:18 PM
 
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can you deliver a seven year old boy?
haha!
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:54 PM
 
Location: Chicago (from pittsburgh)
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send your gf. next day air?
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Old 09-13-2011, 06:31 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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Sure. I'll send a "Why?" and "What was the point of this?".
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:31 PM
 
Location: Chicago - Logan Square
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Oh yes please - I have $100,000 in cash that needs to be delivered to a Nigerian prince in Queens who is trying to resolve some legal issues. He's going to pay me back $1,000,000!
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:03 PM
 
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Oh yes please - I have $100,000 in cash that needs to be delivered to a Nigerian prince in Queens who is trying to resolve some legal issues. He's going to pay me back $1,000,000!

Lol, best one so far.

On a serious note, how much would it cost to deliver a personal "F*ck You!" to my ex in Brooklyn? I'll be willing to add the hazardous duty pay on top of the regular fee if you deliver it between 2am and 6am.
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:29 PM
 
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This has to be the funniest thread on CD!
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