Go outside! (Chicago, San Jose: how much, townhome, scorpions)

[UnderTheLiveOaks]

Oh Good God. Now with the hot pants and no underwear?

Myssa. I don't know how to tell you this, but Coldwine is our resident sex symbol. This is because she seems more likely to cut you than to let you feel her up in an alley. It's a delicate balance, I know.

So, in closing, two points:

1) Coldwine has probably killed a man at some point in her life. Hence her fleeing to South America.
2) You should probably start wearing underwear and/or longer pants before you start frequenting the upholstery on the el. For your sake and everyone else's.

[Gelasia]

Originally Posted by CarolinaBredChicagoan

Oh Good God. Now with the hot pants and no underwear?

Myssa. I don't know how to tell you this, but Coldwine is our resident sex symbol. This is because she seems more likely to cut you than to let you feel her up in an alley. It's a delicate balance, I know.

So, in closing, two points:

1) Coldwine has probably killed a man at some point in her life. Hence her fleeing to South America.
2) You should probably start wearing underwear and/or longer pants before you start frequenting the upholstery on the el. For your sake and everyone else's.

oh shucks

[Avengerfire]

Originally Posted by CarolinaBredChicagoan

...2) You should probably start wearing underwear and/or longer pants before you start frequenting the upholstery on the el. For your sake and everyone else's.

She can feel free to go to a concert with me dressed like that. Don't worry I will watch her back!

[Gelasia]

Originally Posted by coldwine

Fooking rainforest

Rainforest.

My husband proposed to me & about a million bugs on the amazon river.

[Avengerfire]

Here is another place to hit up for free food downtown:

"What: St. Patrick’s Day
Where: Bennigan’s
The Chicago staple returns to Michigan Avenue just in time for green beer. Festivities kick off at noon with a live broadcast from Mike LeBaron of WCFS-FM 105.9 FM; at 6 p.m., ’80s cover band Wedding Banned performs, but our favorite part of the day has to be between 5-8 p.m., when plates of corned beef and cabbage are free. Get $3 well drinks and $2.25 green Bud Lights all day. Restaurant opens at 11 a.m. Cost: No cover."

Events for March 17th, 2009 | Metromix Chicago

[Gelasia]

Originally Posted by Avengerfire

Here is another place to hit up for free food downtown:

"What: St. Patrick’s Day
Where: Bennigan’s
The Chicago staple returns to Michigan Avenue just in time for green beer. Festivities kick off at noon with a live broadcast from Mike LeBaron of WCFS-FM 105.9 FM; at 6 p.m., ’80s cover band Wedding Banned performs, but our favorite part of the day has to be between 5-8 p.m., when plates of corned beef and cabbage are free. Get $3 well drinks and $2.25 green Bud Lights all day. Restaurant opens at 11 a.m. Cost: No cover."

Events for March 17th, 2009 | Metromix Chicago

OMG is that why everyone was wearing green today?

[coldwine]

Originally Posted by CarolinaBredChicagoan

Oh Good God. Now with the hot pants and no underwear?

Myssa. I don't know how to tell you this, but Coldwine is our resident sex symbol. This is because she seems more likely to cut you than to let you feel her up in an alley. It's a delicate balance, I know.

So, in closing, two points:

1) Coldwine has probably killed a man at some point in her life. Hence her fleeing to South America.
2) You should probably start wearing underwear and/or longer pants before you start frequenting the upholstery on the el. For your sake and everyone else's.

It was either that, or I fell in love with a Brazilian and got engaged.

It's a sad reflection on my life that murder and love are equally as plausible in their unlikeliness.

[UnderTheLiveOaks]

Originally Posted by coldwine

It was either that, or I fell in love with a Brazilian and got engaged.

It's a sad reflection on my life that murder and love are equally as plausible in their unlikeliness.

I was less partial of my Brazilian. I let it grow out.



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Crickets.

[GoCUBS1]

I once got a small paper cut in the Rain Forest (Costa Rica). It would not heal for 3 weeks. Watch out for poison dart frogs, cutter ants and anaconda...

[Basekamp]

Because you know somehow they are the same thing...

Originally Posted by coldwine

It was either that, or I fell in love with a Brazilian and got engaged.

It's a sad reflection on my life that murder and love are equally as plausible in their unlikeliness.