I broke a 51 miler - on a BMX Bike in Chicago! (Addison: home, construction)

[Jesse69]

Hey you road bikers! I totally freaked out today, Saturday 3-21-09! I met up with my new old school bmx bike friend dude, - Mario, plan was to meet at the Oak Street Beach Lakefront. First, I went down North Ave from home in Wicker Park then went down Wells to look at Village Cycle. Then went down Division to ? down through Oak Street to the Lakefront and hung out and waited for my buddy at Oak Street Beach and freestyled a little. Then we met and talked, went down Michigan Ave through Ohio Street [?] to lockup at the Rock N Roll McDonald's. - I couldn't hang out and eat at the night here previously because I couldn't afford $10 for 1 hr parking just to eat a $4.19 Double Filet 'o Fish! So we looked at Sports Authority, then I ate a Tiramisu Torte or something at Rock N Roll McDonalds. Looked at Portillo's prices [they're ok!] then biked downtown then to Buckingham Fountain but it was under reconstruction. So we cruised through Navy Pier then back down to Oak Street Beach where I showed him some NASA Souvenoir Stickers that I got from Jacobs. My buddy wanted to go to Cubs Park but my ribs were hurting but we went and cruised there through LSD, then Fullerton, Clark, to Performance Bike [on Halsted & Diversey] then to Johhny Sprockets on Broadway then down Belmont to Clark[?] to Wrigley Field. I split from my buddy here then went down Addison to LSD all the way to Water Tower where I enjoyed looking through stores, I bought a watch, browsed through Macy's and Water Tower, and ate my own sandwich and soda that I brought with me. A cheap $1.60 total cost meal, and I enjoyed it hanging out and watching people eat at the Water Tower. Then walked down to see the high fashion stuff at Nordstroms, magazine browsed at Border's. Then I cruised home down Rush to Division to Wells to North Ave to Milwaukee to Division then Oakley home!

Well, I just put bike computers on my bmx bikes to get mileage data on them, AND I TOTALLY FREAKED THAT I DID 50.97 MILES! ON A BMX BIKE! THAT'S SOME MAJOR MILEAGE! My farthest road bike workout was 56 miles doing 6 laps at LSD! So 51 miles is freaking awesome on a bmx bike! Avg speed 11.3 mph, slow because I cruised sightseeing too!

It was a lovely day! I'm totally loving going around by my HOT BIKES! I got 9 bmx, 2 mtn, and 7 road bikes! A $30,000 bike collection!

Did you have a nice Saturday! ???

[jdiddy]

This didn't happen.

[Jesse69]

Yes it did! I ain't no liar so I'll just have to take pics of the bmx bike I rode and the odometer!

EDIT - See DA PICS! I am DA MAN !

[sueprnova]

Do that in heels and your cheerleader outfit and I'll be impressed

[Jesse69]

Originally Posted by sueprnova

Do that in heels and your cheerleader outfit and I'll be impressed

Man, you people make me work TOO HARD TO IMPRESS YOU!

LIKE I GOTTA BE AN ALPHA - DUDE THEN ALPHA CHICK AT THE SAME TIME! AT LEAST, I'M TOTALLY ALPHA!

[sueprnova]

if you say so

[Jesse69]

Yeah! I'M FRICKIN PRETTIER THAN THE REAL LADIES TOO!

[Avengerfire]

Originally Posted by jdiddy

This didn't happen.

Yeah I agree.

[coldwine]

Originally Posted by Jesse69

Yeah! I'M FRICKIN PRETTIER THAN THE REAL LADIES TOO!

With that wig, you actually look like Bobby Lee's impersonation of Connie Chung.

Maybe it's the liquor talking, because I've been drinking heavily for the past 8 hours, but that was the funniest thing I've seen this month.

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. I'm still trying to catch my breath

Also, red lipstick is a no-no. Especially with your coloring. You need to try the softer colors usually reserved for autumn. Avoid anything with gloss.

EDIT: Lip liner. You need lip liner. Real women don't just apply lip stick, there's a reason why we go first for the liner. It would be well worth your time, while you're loitering in my gender, to invest in a sit-down at the Clinique make up counter at Macy's.

EDIT again: Does anyone suspect that MyssaTX and Jesse69 are the same person?

[Jesse69]

Man,... you people get totally jealous of me! SOME MAJOR DUDE / DUDETTE COMBINATION !

Coldwine, I'd look better than you in a St John Skirt Suit!

That wig is my favorite hairstyle - the "BOB Hair!"