What is Chicago like? I was thinking of moving to Chicago.

[coldwine]

Originally Posted by jdiddy

Steve-O is going to totally dispute the claims of no sunlight and acidic snowflakes.

Look, I know post-apocalyptic scenery when I see it, and Chicago is like something out of a Shadowrun corebook. All that's missing are some deckers and busty Elf.

I've just run out of answers to these "what is Chicago like?!" questions.

[jdiddy]

Originally Posted by coldwine

Look, I know post-apocalyptic scenery when I see it, and Chicago is like something out of a Shadowrun corebook. All that's missing are some deckers and busty Elf.

I've just run out of answers to these "what is Chicago like?!" questions.

All things considered, I think you provided some great answers. I'd just hate to see a great discussion on how we can solve the Invading Zombie Army and the panic and anarchy they are leaving in their wake derailed by another discussion on weather. You and I both know that even now, Chicago's sunlight is relatively equal to that of New York.

[coldwine]

Originally Posted by jdiddy

You and I both know that even now, Chicago's sunlight is relatively equal to that of New York.

Well, I hate to brag, but last night we did foil The Shadowman's plot to sacrifice those orphans and harness their collective life force to open a gateway to hell between the sun and the earth.

Yeah, another day in the life of a freedom fighter.

[jdiddy]

Originally Posted by coldwine

Well, I hate to brag, but last night we did foil The Shadowman's plot to sacrifice those orphans and harness their collective life force to open a gateway to hell between the sun and the earth.

Yeah, another day in the life of a freedom fighter.

What?! That was you?! But how did you get past his Nebulon Minions?

[coldwine]

Originally Posted by jdiddy

What?! That was you?! But how did you get past his Nebulon Minions?

Well, this far in my career, I've done away entirely with the tight leather pants, the utility belt that holds unlikely but useful things, the rope, assault guns, flares and knives.

I used some potent combinations of common household cleaners instead and set the bastards on fire. It defies narrative convention but I just don't have the time like I used to. I really think the romance is gone; I don't have the passion for creatively fighting the soul-rending forces of horror and evil that I used to.

[jdiddy]

Originally Posted by coldwine

Well, this far in my career, I've done away entirely with the tight leather pants, the utility belt that holds unlikely but useful things, the rope, assault guns, flares and knives.

I used some potent combinations of common household cleaners instead and set the bastards on fire. It defies narrative convention but I just don't have the time like I used to. I really think the romance is gone; I don't have the passion for creatively fighting the soul-rending forces of horror and evil that I used to.

Well, at least you managed to defeat something. Time for me to hang up the tights and put my Nerf Gun away.

[coldwine]

Originally Posted by jdiddy

Well, at least you managed to defeat something. Time for me to hang up the tights and put my Nerf Gun away.

jdiddy-daddy, don't say that. I'll always need a mad scientist!