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Its not hard, just buy a 14 ounce can of stewed tomatoes, 1 serrano pepper, 1 small white onion, 1 bundle of cilantro, and a Fanta.
Cut the onion in the smallest pieces, begin to grill highly seasoned, they begin to turn brown, add a teaspoon of olive oil, grill more, then add water and boil it down.
In a blender add half the bundle of cilantro stems and all, add the onion, the can of stewed tomatoes and half of a large light green serrano.
Pulse.
Chill.
Add a tablespoon of Fanta one at a time for taste.
You will find yourself looking for reasons to eat hot sauce. I eat hot sauce every day though.
For GOD so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son (Jesus/Yeshua) , that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For GOD did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
John 3:16-17 (NIV)
For GOD so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son (Jesus/Yeshua) , that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For GOD did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
John 3:16-17 (NIV)
What about Free?
I mean if God was only ever going to have one son, that would be one thing wouldnt it?
Thank God for Catholic churches, I always seem to get lucky enough to live near one in 3 different towns. I love being outside hearing their bells every hour with some really cool tunes.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handy
These were good. I laughed so hard, and I read them to the other person in the room.
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land.
He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
But when he kissed her, she disintegrated.
Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,”
some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them.
At his hanging, he told the others,
“I’ll be waiting for you in heaven – with a gun.”
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land.
He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
But when he kissed her, she disintegrated.
Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,”
some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them.
At his hanging, he told the others,
“I’ll be waiting for you in heaven – with a gun.”
That was alot better than mine, yea Handy was the only reason for watching SNL back in the day, I dont know, after Belushi, and for God's sake even Farley, it just soured but we had Jack Handy right.
Man, I really like the one you posted, I doubt there is a better one.
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