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Old 07-03-2010, 10:52 PM
 
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OK,I have one for you Thrill..a new title for the moneymakers (now if someone would only write it...LOL).

by Hulk Lindley

Adjunct to the Left Behind Series

Should You Be Left Behind: Survivor's Guide to Surviving and Even Thriving During the Great Tribulation

Special bonus offer: Surviving a Locust Plague!

Ducking the Anti-Christ:Where to Hide So He Can't Find You!

..and much,much more if you order now!
You've got some winners there, SC.

I know an easy way to write "Ducking the AC". You make it 400 pages long, then you shrink-wrap the book close. When the customer pays $16.95 for it he opens it up and finds two words on the first page: Petra, Jordan. The other 399 pages are blank.
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Old 07-03-2010, 10:57 PM
 
Location: New England
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OK,I have one for you Thrill..a new title for the moneymakers (now if someone would only write it...LOL).

by Hulk Lindley

Adjunct to the Left Behind Series

Should You Be Left Behind: Survivor's Guide to Surviving and Even Thriving During the Great Tribulation

Special bonus offer: Surviving a Locust Plague!

Ducking the Anti-Christ:Where to Hide So He Can't Find You!

..and much,much more if you order now!
If you order now get a free John the baptist shower curtain .
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:45 AM
 
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you've got some winners there, sc.

I know an easy way to write "ducking the ac". You make it 400 pages long, then you shrink-wrap the book close. When the customer pays $16.95 for it he opens it up and finds two words on the first page: Petra, jordan. The other 399 pages are blank.
rofl!!
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:49 AM
 
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If you order now get a free John the baptist shower curtain .
and don't forget the free silver platter,like the one his head showed up on.
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Old 07-04-2010, 04:06 PM
 
Location: New England
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and don't forget the free silver platter,like the one his head showed up on.
Wow they are throwing one of them in too ?. I'm on the phone right now
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:12 PM
 
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You've got some winners there, SC.

I know an easy way to write "Ducking the AC". You make it 400 pages long, then you shrink-wrap the book close. When the customer pays $16.95 for it he opens it up and finds two words on the first page: Petra, Jordan. The other 399 pages are blank.
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If you order now get a free John the baptist shower curtain .
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rofl!!
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and don't forget the free silver platter,like the one his head showed up on.
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Wow they are throwing one of them in too ?. I'm on the phone right now
Children quit being soooo naughty...or else!!!...don't you dare roll your eyes...harrrrummmppp!
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:20 PM
 
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
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You guys are hilarious! Maybe we should start a comedy-only thread.
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:27 PM
 
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You guys are hilarious! Maybe we should start a comedy-only thread.
We should and Budinak its leader with Firstborn888 as the sidekick!

Caution: It should reflect God's humor...can anyone abide by that?Hmmmm...

P.S. "Just June" its evaluator...LOL!
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:33 PM
 
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I was a fly on the wall of a boardroom of Light My Fire Christian publishers the other day where the best-selling Christian author Hulk Lindsley had just inked a deal for his 35th book on the rapture, "The Late, Not-So-Great Planet Earth". Light My Fire Publishers were in a world of financial trouble. Their lavish living--parties on yachts in the Mediterranean, "business" meetings at the finest resorts around the world, vacation mansion in the Caribbean---had taken its toll on the company's bank account and they needed a bestseller quick. Landing Hulk was a coup of the most extreme fortune and they were ecstatic. After Lindsley had left the boardroom a conversation started among the board members. One thing that struck me odd was that even in real life the members talk in King James language. Here's an answer to a question put to the CEO of LMF Publishers about how they were going to extricate themselves from financial ruin. Note the similarities to Daniel's 70 week prophecy:




I found the conversation very heartening, knowing that even if these guys live like the devil, at least they talk like an angel.
Oooops...sorry thrill...I forgot... Please don't bite!
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:41 PM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
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While this is not a proposed new title, have any of you read The Annoying by Bunny Hinder?

(P. S. I've never been answered by those who profess to be authorities on The Rapture Doctrine as to whether I'll be left behind if I'm at least 51% racially descended from Abraham. Maybe one of them has a clue now?)
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