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Old 07-05-2010, 03:45 AM
 
Location: Mississippi
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Ohhh... Ohhhh... Book titles about the Rapture? Can I participate?

Right in Front - A book for those who won't be Left Behind

Left Behind: The Tale of Everyone's Favorite Butt Cheek

Everyone's Gone but Me and the Dog - A country song adopted into a Rapture-themed novel

David Copperfield and the Disappearing Apache Helicopter - The story of an Apache Helicopter everyone thought had been saved and the illusionist who made it happen.

Jesus y Yo - Mexican novel about a drug lord named Jesus who is responsible for the disappearance of a bunch of people.
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Old 07-05-2010, 05:17 AM
 
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if you order now get a free john the baptist shower curtain .
lol lol
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Old 07-05-2010, 09:33 AM
 
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(P. S. I've never been answered by those who profess to be authorities on The Rapture Doctrine as to whether I'll be left behind if I'm at least 51% racially descended from Abraham.

Your confusion is understandable, James, but I must warn you that there are members here who absolutely foam at the mouth if you even whisper something disparaging about the rapture and will not hesitate to cut you off at the ankles for your blasphemy. If you haven't been answered it's because of one of three reasons:

1. they did not see your commentary
2. they were all on vacation
3. they've been raptured after all and we doubters were (shudder) Left Behind like they warned us we would be.
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Old 07-05-2010, 05:37 PM
 
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You guys are hilarious! Maybe we should start a comedy-only thread.
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We should and Budinak its leader with Firstborn888 as the sidekick!

Caution: It should reflect God's humor...can anyone abide by that?Hmmmm...

P.S. "Just June" its evaluator...LOL!
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Oooops...sorry thrill...I forgot... Please don't bite!
Gentlemen I would like for you to continue posting on this thread for light-hearted laughs to ease the Camel's back.

Blessings to you all...
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:01 PM
 
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I agree Ans,it is funny and lighthearted!
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:06 PM
 
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ok,here's another,and make it yellow and black,in the traditional 'dummy' style :


Surviving the Great Trib for Dummies
or: Dummies Guide to Surviving the Trib

also,a cheater's guide would be nice...'How to Buy Sell and Trade Without Taking the Mark'

..it might help if you say God gave you a vision of a cheat sheet or something
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:27 PM
 
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ok,here's another,and make it yellow and black,in the traditional 'dummy' style :


Surviving the Great Trib for Dummies
or: Dummies Guide to Surviving the Trib
"The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Last Days [Paperback]

A real book. The rival to the "Dummie's" series, "The Complete Idiot's Guide" has also figured out how to cash in on the phenomena, so your title is more credible than you think.
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:28 PM
 
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While this is not a proposed new title, have any of you read The Annoying by Bunny Hinder?

(P. S. I've never been answered by those who profess to be authorities on The Rapture Doctrine as to whether I'll be left behind if I'm at least 51% racially descended from Abraham. Maybe one of them has a clue now?)
Because the other 49 was so fleshy it kept the whole rooted on the ground? Just a banter guess... by proxy without permission...

Got to duck...stones throwing are on the ready...
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Old 07-05-2010, 06:30 PM
 
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I agree Ans,it is funny and lighthearted!
The best medicine there is for gloom.
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Old 07-05-2010, 08:46 PM
 
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"The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Last Days [Paperback]

A real book. The rival to the "Dummie's" series, "The Complete Idiot's Guide" has also figured out how to cash in on the phenomena, so your title is more credible than you think.
LOL..awesome!!
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