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Old 07-05-2010, 08:52 PM
 
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how about 'Guide to Getting Rain in the Millennium Without Worshiping God' ..by satan.

shrinkwrapped and when opened...nothing but pages and pages of hilarious laughter,cuz it ain't gonna happen! LOL.
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Old 07-05-2010, 08:59 PM
 
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how about a few games?

Pin the Eye on the Hurricane

Pin the Tail on the Twister

Pin the Head Wound on the AntiChrist

(I would normally think that was crass,but look at who we're talking about )
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:34 AM
 
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how about a few games?

Pin the Eye on the Hurricane

Pin the Tail on the Twister

Pin the Head Wound on the AntiChrist

(I would normally think that was crass,but look at who we're talking about )
I like "Pin the Tail on the Antichrist and Win a Set of Bowls" (7 Bowls per set)
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:36 AM
 
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You know, bowls like the seven bowl judgments in Revela.......(sigh) Nobody gets it!

Maybe I should have used 7 Vials instead. Maybe the entire joke is vile. Maybe you're going off the deep end, Thrill. Now I'm talking to myself. BETSY! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:47 AM
 
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don't worry.she's praying for you

good one,I get it.
can the bowls be like rubbermaid or something and stack inside each other?that would be very fitting.
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Old 07-10-2010, 09:42 AM
 
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don't worry.she's praying for you

good one,I get it.
can the bowls be like rubbermaid or something and stack inside each other?that would be very fitting.
That's exactly what I had pictured in my warped mind, SC. And the joke, "very fitting" is not lost on me.
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Old 07-10-2010, 06:55 PM
 
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LOL

maybe the angels will toss the bowls around yelling 'hey,YOU open that one!!!' ..and it gets tossed back with another one yelling 'No,YOU!!!'. and this goes on and on....
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:11 PM
 
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
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You know, bowls like the seven bowl judgments in Revela.......(sigh) Nobody gets it!

Maybe I should have used 7 Vials instead. Maybe the entire joke is vile. Maybe you're going off the deep end, Thrill. Now I'm talking to myself. BETSY! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

You are not going off the deep end, thrill. You are a very amusing individual. And you tell the truth in so many interesting ways.

If I am crazy, it's because I refuse to be crazy in the same way that the world has gone crazy.~~~~Peter Maurin
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:13 PM
 
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Your confusion is understandable, James, but I must warn you that there are members here who absolutely foam at the mouth if you even whisper something disparaging about the rapture and will not hesitate to cut you off at the ankles for your blasphemy. If you haven't been answered it's because of one of three reasons:

1. they did not see your commentary
2. they were all on vacation
3. they've been raptured after all and we doubters were (shudder) Left Behind like they warned us we would be.
Number 3 cracks me up. What if there was a rapture and no one noticed?
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:52 PM
 
Location: New Zealand
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You know, bowls like the seven bowl judgments in Revela.......(sigh) Nobody gets it!

Maybe I should have used 7 Vials instead. Maybe the entire joke is vile. Maybe you're going off the deep end, Thrill. Now I'm talking to myself. BETSY! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!
Hey I got it ... lol ..... and I do like your sense of humour
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