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Old 03-04-2012, 11:04 AM
 
Location: Seward, Alaska
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Heard about the three skunks who went to church?

Preacher made them sit in their own pew...

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Old 03-04-2012, 11:09 AM
 
Location: Pikeville, Ky.
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Thanks bud

Here's one

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:09 PM
 
Location: Florida
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Heard about the three skunks who went to church?

Preacher made them sit in their own pew...

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Thanks bud

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Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
...ha ! ha ! ha !...I love it Miss Blue !
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:33 PM
 
Location: NC
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Cute

God bless and peace.
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:45 PM
 
Location: Seward, Alaska
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What man was it who never had a father or mother?

Numbers 27:18
And the LORD said unto Moses, Take thee Joshua the son of Nun, a man in whom is the spirit, and lay thine hand upon him

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Old 03-04-2012, 05:56 PM
 
Location: Sitting beside Walden Pond
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My favorite hymn: Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear.
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Old 03-04-2012, 05:59 PM
 
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Q: How do you make holy water?

A: You fill a pot with water and boil the h ell out of it.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:49 PM
 
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A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity".
Spotting the man's dirty clothes, a deacon, worried about the church's image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help.

The man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church."
The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer.

The next Sunday the man returned.

The deacon asked, "Did you get a different answer?"

The man replied, "Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don't want me in that church and the Lord said, 'Don't worry about it son; I've been trying to get into that church for years and haven't made it yet."
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:58 PM
 
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A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity".
Spotting the man's dirty clothes, a deacon, worried about the church's image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help.

The man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church."
The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer.

The next Sunday the man returned.

The deacon asked, "Did you get a different answer?"

The man replied, "Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don't want me in that church and the Lord said, 'Don't worry about it son; I've been trying to get into that church for years and haven't made it yet."
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:11 PM
 
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There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
Flying made her very, very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long flights.
One time, she was sitting next to a man.
When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
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