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Old 03-11-2012, 06:25 AM
 
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Adam ask God, why He made Eve so desirable.

- God said, so you will love her.

Adam ask God, but why is she so dumb?

- God said, so she will love you.
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Old 03-11-2012, 12:17 PM
 
Location: Someplace Wonderful
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I'm tempted to post my own Adam and Eve joke, but I fear doing so would result in my being banned from this worthy site

How about I send it to you privately?
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Old 03-11-2012, 12:24 PM
 
Location: SC Foothills
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yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck
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Old 03-11-2012, 05:28 PM
 
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yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck
That's why I said it was 'a yoke' not a joke.
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Old 03-11-2012, 08:45 PM
 
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That's why I said it was 'a yoke' not a joke.
tough crowd. Gotta admit I got a chuckle out of it, but I also got to admit it was a nervous chuckle.
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Old 03-11-2012, 10:09 PM
 
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I like here though, I'm among serious friends.
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Old 03-13-2012, 08:01 AM
 
Location: San Antonio
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good one pandora
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Old 03-13-2012, 08:18 AM
 
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thanks.
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Old 03-13-2012, 10:33 AM
 
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A Catholic priest and a nun were
taking a rare afternoon off and
enjoying a round of golf. The priest
stepped up to the first tee and took a
mighty swing. He missed the ball
entirely and said "****, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch
his language.

On his next swing, he missed again.
"****, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with
you if you keep swearing," the
nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better
and the round continued. On the
4th tee, he misses again. The usual
comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says,
"Father John, God is going to
strike you dead if you keep swearing
like that."

On the next tee, Father John
swings and misses again. "****, I
missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a
gigantic bolt of lightning comes out
of the sky and strikes Sister Marie
dead in her tracks...


And from the sky comes the booming voice of God....... "****, I missed again.
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Old 03-13-2012, 05:35 PM
 
Location: New England
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Posted this one before.

There were 2 queue's into heaven , one for hen pecked husbands and one for those who are not . The queue for the hen pecked husband was as long has the eye could see , the queue for those who were not had just the one .So somebody shouted over to him "how come you are standing over there" ?, he shouted back my wife told me to .

Sorry Ladies
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