These raptureiffic times (Jehovah's Witnesses, witnesses, Earth, witness)

[bigthirsty]

Lots of threads out there on the rapture. RFIDs.. conflict in the middle east.. earthquakes.

If all these things mean the end times.. I figure a countdown clock is in order.

We'll count how many days from now until the rapture happens.

Those with the closest guess get a free taco.

[bigthirsty]

And the countdown begins.

Day: 1

[Ilene Wright]

Originally Posted by bigthirsty

And the countdown begins.

Day: 1

The day is not over yet.

He's coming like a thief in the night, remember?

[bigthirsty]

Originally Posted by DayoftheLord

The day is not over yet.

He's coming like a thief in the night, remember?

I know.. so get your guesses in for that free taco.

The vegas over/under line is 2,245

[CatManDoo]

This isn't a fair competition. The Jehovah's Witnesses already know the answer.

[Ilene Wright]

Originally Posted by bigthirsty

I know.. so get your guesses in for that free taco.

The vegas over/under line is 2,245

OH NO, no, no, no..........I'm not getting bombarded for making a guess (which is exactly what it would be) because it was wrong, which it will be.

Can I still get a taco if I say it will happen within the next 3 years? I have to have the taco now, though, cause I can't get it after the Rapture.

[bigthirsty]

Originally Posted by DayoftheLord

OH NO, no, no, no..........I'm not getting bombarded for making a guess (which is exactly what it would be) because it was wrong, which it will be.

Can I still get a taco if I say it will happen within the next 3 years? I have to have the taco now, though, cause I can't get it after the Rapture.

By my calculation.. 365 * 3 = 1095

I'd go with that as your guess.

No worries about the taco. If you are right.. I'll make sure the taco is delivered.

[little_thirsty]

Big Thirsty, weird thing is, its taco night at our house. Just thought you should know. Also I can't help myself, I love you.

[bigthirsty]

Originally Posted by little_thirsty

Big Thirsty, weird thing is, its taco night at our house. Just thought you should know. Also I can't help myself, I love you.

I'm not sure what to do with that information.. other than be giddy as a school girl the rest of the day due to the excitement of tacos.

FYI.. giddyness achieved.

LT's information should have no bearing on your guess for the rapture. Purely coincidental..

[bigthirsty]

Oh and one disclaimer:

For those who will surely find this thread offensive. The best way to not find it offensive..is to not find it offensive.

Its a humorous thread













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