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Old 07-28-2013, 12:39 PM
 
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Bet your life on that when the thief was granted eternal life after promising to repay 4 fold in anything he stole.

Bet your life on 90% bible believers being called anything but a child of God when they figured:


Lord we cast out demons in your name-----Matthew 7:21-24.
Lord we speak in tongues in your name-----Matthew 7:21-24.
Lord we ministered to the poor in your name----Matthew 7:21-24.
Lord we prophesied in your name---Matthew 7:21-24.
Today people figure Lord we blood boasted in your name---Romans 6:1 and Matthew 7:21-24.
Today people figure Lord we kept the 10 commandments since our youth in your name---John 8:31.
Today people figure Lord we got off of drugs and alcohol in your name----John 8:31.
Today people figure Lord we're a lover in your name----1 John 2:15.

He will then figure why didn't you get water baptised in my name---John 3:5.
Why didn't you get married to the right people in my name---Romans 7:2-3.
Why didn't you take off jewelry in my name----1 Peter 3:3.
Why didn't you stay out the church preaching if your a woman in my name---1 Cor. 14:34-35.
Why did you sit under a woman pastor in my name----1 Timothy 2:9-14.
Why did you mock the Sabbath today in my name---Hebrews 4.
Why did you call Christian segregation evil in my name----2 Cor. 6:14-17.
Why did you despise brethren correcting you with the bible in my name----James 5:20.
Why did you believe Jesus is the Son of God only in my name---John 8:24.
Why did you shy away from knowing ministries from Genesis to Revelation in my
name---1 Thess. 5:12.
Why did you view all intrepretation as the Word of God in my name---2 Peter 1:20-21.
Why did you tithe and pay offerings to those 90% bible believer ministries in my name---Gal. 1:8-9.
Why are you pastored by a 90% bible believer ministry in my name---Matthew 15:14.
Why did you view 10% of the bible as man inspired writing in my name---2 Timothy 3:16.
Why did you tell people grace is unconditional to be saved in my name---Romans 6:1.
Why didn't you tell people grace is free from the law by Moses teaching only in my
name today---Ephesians 2:8 and John 1:17.
Why did you name and claim anything in my name----Romans 12:3.
Why did you mock exhortation in my name---Matthew 10:34-37.
Why did you frown at losing friends in my name----Luke 6:26.
Why did you get a 30 year mortgage in my name---1 Timothy 6.
Why did you play at the casinos and wage lottery bets in my name---1 Timothy 6.
Why we're you a know it all in my name---1 Cor. 8:2.
Why we're you a scholar with your common sense only---John 5:39 and Isaiah 64:6 and Jer. 10:23.
Why we're you too naive to study----2 Timothy 2:15 and Matthew 4:4 and 1 John 2:27.
Why did the devil convince you editing the bible makes understanding it easier---Rev. 22:18-19
and 1 Cor. 1:25 and 1 John 2:27.
Why did the enemy convince you that nonbiblical voices can be the voice of God
today---Romans 10:17.
When did I tell you to be a self made Christian----Psalms 119:105 and John 14:26.
When did I exalt the wisdom of man without God in it---Isaiah 64:6 and Jeremiah 10:23
and Acts 17:28.
Why did the enemy trick you into alcohol parties cause you figured your not
drunk in my name---1 Peter 4:1-4.
Why did you pray for everybody in my name---John 17:9.
Why did you do evangelism to everbody in my name---Matthew 7:6.
Why did you get overtolerate to unbelievers in my name----Titus 3:10.
Why did you do charity to the bum on the street in my name---2 Thess. 3:10.
Why weren't you hungry to fellowship with 100% bible believers in my name---Matthew 5:6.
Why did you tell people to speak in tongues to be saved---Romans 11:29.
Why did you get naive about tongue rules in the church----ALL of 1 Cor. 14.
Why is your ministry more about membership and habits broken then theology unity
today---Amos 3:3 and Psalms 133:1.

Certainly the lights are on for 100% bible believers looking for each other
today---Matthew 5:6 and Psalms 133:1 and John 8:31.

If your the real deal and looking for the real deal lets mess with all the bible
and know each other enough in Christ----1 Thess. 5:12 and 2 Timothy 3:16 and Amos 3:3
and Psalms 133:1 and 2 Cor. 6.
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Old 07-29-2013, 10:37 AM
 
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As usual you have some highly contextually questionable argumentation, sir legalist.
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Old 07-29-2013, 01:46 PM
 
Location: San Antonio
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Why did you get a 30 year mortgage in my name---1 Timothy 6.
Why did you do charity to the bum on the street in my name---2 Thess. 3:10.

I got the mortgage so I won't be the bum on the street. Plus, I got a 15yr one. So I am still on the good side.
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:34 PM
 
Location: The Mid South
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When you say 100 % do you mean to say that men lived to be more than 500 years old, as told in Genesis?
Are that when Jesus said, if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out?
Can't we take what man has learned in 6000 years and sort it out?
Surely the Holy Spirit is with us today and He can teach us what some of the early writers didn't know and couldn't have known.
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Old 08-14-2013, 07:40 PM
 
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Why did you get a 30 year mortgage in my name---1 Timothy 6.
Why did you do charity to the bum on the street in my name---2 Thess. 3:10.

I got the mortgage so I won't be the bum on the street. Plus, I got a 15yr one. So I am still on the good side.
Thanks bro! You saved me from hell. We are about to buy a home and I was thinking of a 15 yr loan. I almost slipped and got a 30. That was close!
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