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Sooooo..... One way of worshiping Christ is better then the other. And not just better, but more manly. Less wimpy. Find the church with the manly man up there in the pulpit or you're not doing it right.
Got it.
One question: What happens when a female pastor rides up on the one on the right? Short hair. Chaps. Black leather jacket with "Born To Preach The Gospel" as her colors. Doesn't use the kickstand. I'd LOVE to watch the reaction to that woman preaching a "beefy, meaty" sermon. In fact, I'd put an extra twenty in the basket just to watch the parishioners' faces.
One is the real deal, the other is just pretend. It really has nothing to do with the leather or motorcycles.
What I find amusing is the youth group off adults are mocked by the supposed real deal folk for not wanting to be challenged. How's that working out for you ?, still where you were a year ago?, still living under the condemnation by your own failures not to live up to the burdens your preachers are putting on you ?, yea I thought so.
Actually, I've seen my congregation grow spiritually in the past year. Nobody is condemning them--but I am teaching straight out of the bible. In the past year I covered the Gospel of John, and first 15 chapters of Acts.
You know, I love posts such as this. Because they are really self-aggrandizing and self-congratulatory. As in "I worship at the right kind of church and you do not." I think people like the OP are going to be very surprised in heaven at who is there.
You nailed it. Vizio has proclaimed that one is the "real deal" and the other is "just pretend". And he told us what he preaches.
I was clarifying the OP's comment--something you apparently didn't understand, based on your response.
Oh. So you think I'm academically challenged and needed an explanation. Got it. Goodness gracious, this must be my lucky day. (Note to self: Buy lotto ticket.) I got the clarification AND found out you think if people aren't doing it right it's just pretend.
Anything else? Quite a while ago you stated that you knew what God thinks. I asked for an explanation of how you know that (these things happen when one is academically challenged) and never got an answer. Because, jeepers, it's not everyday you run into someone saying "I know how God thinks." Now's the time! Woo hoo. I'm going for the triple double.
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Oh. So you think I'm academically challenged and needed an explanation.
I've never suggested you were academically challenged, but it did appear you didn't quite grasp the idea of the OP. That's ok...even smart people sometimes don't understand what a person says. Like now--you seemed to think I was saying you were academically challenged (and I wasn't).
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Got it. Goodness gracious, this must be my lucky day. (Note to self: Buy lotto ticket.) I got the clarification AND found out you think if people aren't doing it right it's just pretend.
Anything else? Quite a while ago you stated that you knew what God thinks. I asked for an explanation of how you know that (these things happen when one is academically challenged) and never got an answer. Because, jeepers, it's not everyday you run into someone saying "I know how God thinks." Now's the time! Woo hoo. I'm going for the triple double.
I know what God has said -- it's in the Bible. So yes--I know what God thinks on many things, and you can, too--if you read his word.
I read the Bible. The LAST thing I'd claim is I know how (or what) God thinks. Proverbs 26:12
Maybe you ought to ask a person that has studied the Bible for a long time, maybe decades. Maybe he spent several years obtaining a degree of higher learning on it. I don't know....maybe a pastor?
Actually, I've seen my congregation grow spiritually in the past year. Nobody is condemning them--but I am teaching straight out of the bible. In the past year I covered the Gospel of John, and first 15 chapters of Acts.
What is growing spiritually ?.
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