Let's Laugh A Little With Some Bible Humor..

[aiangel_writer]

you guys made my day..thank you so very much. It is so nice to be once again posting here in the Christian forum, and on a good note at that! It is also nice to see a post from Alpha..hi ya man.. and blue...and dragon and oakback....brings back memories..

[country pride]

Very funny, but its too early to send you to your room!

[crystal-sea]

little bobby: mom why was nothing said about the other persons that Jesus raised from the dead when he raised Lazarus?


mom: oh dear where did you learn that there were other person? it was only Lazarus.


little bobby: but mom everytime I read about it I cannot help but assume that there were others.


mom: now why would yo assume something like that?


little bobby: cause Lazarus came FOURTH {4TH}!




tee-hee-hee {found it on the net}

[crystal-sea]

1. How long did Cain hate his brother?


as long as he was Abel.


2. what time of day was Adam created?


a little before Eve.



hee-hee-tee

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Power Surge

Very funny, but its too early to send you to your room!

I guess I'll have to start posting messages earlier in the day!

[Mom2Feebs]

Somewhere in the Holy Bible...

During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation
the entire range of human experience could be found in the Holy Bible.

He confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is
described somewhere in the Holy Bible."

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend,
I don't think the Holy Bible mentions anything about PMS."

The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to
PMS somewhere in scripture.

During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book,
chapter-by-chapter and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you
find any references to PMS in the Bible?"

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read, "...and Mary
rode Joseph's a*s all the way to Bethlehem."