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Who said you can't have fun when God is close to your heart?
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A . Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer l ived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flag rant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of the Holy Land was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan...)
Q. Why is it a sin for a woman to make coffee?
A. Because there's a whole book about it in the Bible called "He-brews"
You'll find the bible has some ironic humor in it in various passages. One particular scripture is in reference to Stephen, the first Martyr. The men who were about to accuse him of slandering God, were from a Church titled "Freedmen." It also has in parenthesis(So they were called) next to the name of the Church. Funny and Ironic at the same time..
You'll find the bible has some ironic humor in it in various passages. One particular scripture is in reference to Stephen, the first Martyr. The men who were about to accuse him of slandering God, were from a Church titled "Freedmen." It also has in parenthesis(So they were called) next to the name of the Church. Funny and Ironic at the same time..
Can't believe you can fine humor in the Bible too! That's Mike for ya!
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