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Old 11-03-2008, 12:15 PM
 
Location: Pilot Point, TX
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
in a 'Fury'. David's 'Triumph' was heard throughout the
land. Also, probably a 'Honda,' because the apostles
were all in one 'Accord.'

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as
to why they no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in
the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:15 PM
 
Location: Seward, Alaska
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:03 PM
 
Location: Hickville USA
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Lol Very humorous, Elmer. Way to "lighten" things up.
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:39 PM
 
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Cute - thanks
I always love the things that get printed in church bulletins too
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:48 PM
 
Location: Pilot Point, TX
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Cute - thanks
I always love the things that get printed in church bulletins too
Unrelated, but I saw this sign recently:

"Want to get rid of crime? Legalize it, then tax it to death!"
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Old 11-03-2008, 06:45 PM
 
Location: NC
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
in a 'Fury'. David's 'Triumph' was heard throughout the
land. Also, probably a 'Honda,' because the apostles
were all in one 'Accord.'

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as
to why they no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in
the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Funny! God bless.
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Old 11-03-2008, 06:47 PM
 
Location: New Zealand
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Love it, Elmer
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Old 11-03-2008, 07:12 PM
 
Location: Jacksonville,Florida
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Q:What does an Apostle and a penny have in common?

A:They are one sent

I know don't give up my day job to to become a joke writer.
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Old 11-03-2008, 07:15 PM
 
Location: Oxford, OH
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Very cute, I really enjoyed those
Hey why do we even have elections in November???
That's when we pick a turkey....LOL
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:54 AM
 
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lol Thanks for the laugh, le
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