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Old 01-04-2009, 09:57 PM
 
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Tell me a joke about the church; it has to be something funny that a church does?
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Old 01-04-2009, 10:15 PM
 
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Talking the Catholic Church

When I was little I thought the Catholic Church was a haunted house when I put Corning's in those little slots I expected one of those statues to come alive.

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Old 01-05-2009, 06:40 AM
 
Location: MI
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lol I don't have a funny story. Yours was cute.
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Old 01-05-2009, 09:45 AM
 
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I guess with all the seriousness of talking about the last days has gotten us somewhat worried about our situation with God, that life should be a day of celebration just be an alive as grand itself. We are living souls, I think sometimes we overlook the beauty of ourselves. Humor is the greatest gift of all, and laughter and joy a celebration of life.
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Old 01-05-2009, 10:33 AM
 
Location: Oxford, OH
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A little boy is coming into church and he sees a big metal sign with names on it and some with stars by them. The minister asks the boy what he thinks that is. He says he does not know. The minister says those are names of men who lost their lives in the service...
The little boy, with wide eyes says, "the first service or the second"
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Old 01-05-2009, 10:43 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Tell me a joke about the church; it has to be something funny that a church does?
All right TWIO!!!....this is a wonderful thread...to lighten up the hearts!! If I can think of something funny, I'll post it for sure!...Love you!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:12 PM
 
Location: Arizona
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I saw this in a cartoon on the internet somewhere:

A little girl is in early grade school. The class is drawing pictures.

The teacher asks the little girl what she is drawing.
“God”, the girl responds.
The teacher laughs and says, “Nobody knows what God looks like.”

The little girl says, “They will in a minute!”
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:30 PM
 
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-tee hee- those are some funny jokes! I Love people, laughter heels all

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Old 01-05-2009, 01:39 PM
 
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-Tee Hee- Those are some funni jokes. I am Ny Girli(AKAaughter of TheWordIsOne) My name comes from my Kids Chat. I HAVE A RIDDLE! Try and figure it out.......
Ur in a dream. There are tigers 2 ur left, dragons 2 ur right, snakes in front of u, & a dinner in back of u. How do u escape????:P
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:56 PM
 
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A little boy is coming into church and he sees a big metal sign with names on it and some with stars by them. The minister asks the boy what he thinks that is. He says he does not know. The minister says those are names of men who lost their lives in the service...
The little boy, with wide eyes says, "the first service or the second"
This is too funny and worth repeating. I couldn't stop laughing tell another
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