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Old 02-03-2010, 01:59 PM
 
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Default A Cute Catholic Joke

The nun asked the class what they wanted to be when they grow up.

A little girl raised her hand:

Yes Mary, what do you want to be?

I want to be a Prostitute with I grow up!

The teacher, now red-faced and very sternly said: Mary! I will see you after class!

Class adjourned and the nun said: Mary, what did you say you wanted to be?

Mary replied: I said I want to be a prostitute when I grow up.

The nun gave a great sigh of relief and replied: "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!"
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Old 02-03-2010, 04:48 PM
 
Location: Seattle, Washington
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Originally Posted by Eusebius View Post
The nun asked the class what they wanted to be when they grow up.

A little girl raised her hand:

Yes Mary, what do you want to be?

I want to be a Prostitute with I grow up!

The teacher, now red-faced and very sternly said: Mary! I will see you after class!

Class adjourned and the nun said: Mary, what did you say you wanted to be?

Mary replied: I said I want to be a prostitute when I grow up.

The nun gave a great sigh of relief and replied: "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!"
Very amusing! LOL
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:30 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Eusebius, the Praetorian guard will spank you after class outside the forum.

Signed:
Constantine
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:18 PM
juj
 
Location: Too far from MSG
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Question:
How do you make holy water?

Answer:
You take water and boil the h-e-l-l out of it
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