Top Ten Rules On How To Be A Colerain Area Resident

[meatwhistle]

Ahh, good ol' Colerain...or as the newest breed of thugs there call it "C-RAIN". I grew up there and East-Colerain has changed alot! One of the best things about is The Brook, where you'll find cars and numerous appliances in lawns.....and white trash with mullets sitting on those cars in their yards drinking ice cold PBR!!! Sprinkle it with some inner-city diversity gang-banging and there you have it. That brought a tear to my eye!!!

[meatwhistle]

Originally Posted by Ohiogirl81

LMAO --- great list! I'm trying to think if I've ever been to Colerain Township other than to pass through on my way to elsewhere, like the Germania Society's Oktoberfest (which may be in Colerain Township, for all I know!).

This could apply to a lot of Cincinnati neighborhoods ...

Most West-Side neighborhoods (Colerain, Price Hill, Westwood, Sayler Park etc) West-Side rocks!

[meatwhistle]

Originally Posted by lake_cuyahoga

Former Colerain resident here, making a few wisecracking posts. I still visit Cincinnati quite frequently, mostly in the Colerain area. Okay, onto the list.

1. Make sure you live within an earshot of your parents.
2. Realize that driving out past Wal Mart on Colerain across from Dry Ridge is considered "outer planetary exploration".
3. Only go to two places for vacation - Gatlinburg and Florida.
4. Turn down every school levy then whine about no bus service.
5. When turning 25, make sure you are twice your weight when you were 18.
6. Karaoke to "Friends In Low Places" and believe it was written just for you.
7. When being a patron at Crossroads, make sure you wear enough perfume or cologne to asphyxiate an entire barn full of cattle on a dairy farm. Nine pounds or more of hair gel on your head is optional, but encouraged. So is fake-baking.
8. Understand that Cheviot Road will always be under construction yet nothing will ever get fixed.
9. Constantly blame Mr. Russo for the 1995 Pace Debacle even though he had nothing to do with it.
10. Understand that Memory Lane is an actual street, not just a phrase.

Awesome list!