Tricounty, Ohio (Cincinnati: 2010, sex offender, mobile home)

[savemefromthemidwest]

[SIZE=3]I hate the Midwest. The torture I have had to endure. The lack of culture, closed minded people, rednecks, white trash, conservative, uneducated, brain drained toothless hillbillies, where everyone knows everyone and has no life. Prejudices, discrimination, crazy delusional people who think there is 1 supreme race are you serious? The hay, farms, gray skies, rainy days almost every day, flat lands, miles of corn fields, pickup trucks, Wal-Mart’s, Kroger’s, OMG someone save me. Nothing to do any day of the week. Nowhere to go on weekends everything is a disappointment. I am so sick and tired of being sick in this place that I do not belong the Midwest is not for me and OH is for the plain, conservative, close minded cults. [/SIZE]

[lsfleelee]

Yeah, sounds like you've got it all figured out.

[wilson1010]

Hahaha! That's a pretty good post. Here's my favorite from the Moab Ut forum:

Great place to visit
Yes, Moab is a great place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. I know because I have been stuck in this stinking dump for fifteen years. I wish I could leave, but my resources are gone. It is easy to make a small fortune here. You just bring a large one and wait. There are no jobs here. There is a urinal cake factory that spews its stench over the town like a meth lab gone all wrong. I feel like a Senator stuck in a toilet stall without even a vice cop to seduce. Forget culture. Unless you think enchiladas made with cream of mushroom soup is haute cuisine, you are out of luck. My property continues to decline in value, so even if I sell I won't even be able to make it to a decent welfare office in a real city. I love all the things that Moab offers. Rocks, sand, sunlight, wind, dust. Did I mention rocks? The highlight of my week was watching cars being crushed two blocks from my foul, smelly home. No one that I know is better off than I, and most are even more depressed, poverty stricken, and desperate. All of the neighbors nearby have moved out, so there isn't even a junkie or registered sex offender around to entertain me, these being the previous occupants of the now vacant houses. The junkies' lovely children kept setting my yard and their house on fire, so actually, I am a bit relieved that they have moved on, although it is difficult to sleep without the screaming and smell of smoke. I miss the sex offender as well. Somehow looking out the window is not as deeply fulfilling now, without seeing him there, staring back. I am the only person I know who actually lives in a real, live mobile home. My better-off friends live in abandoned vehicles, discarded travel trailers, or structures made of things like PVC pipe and clear plastic, mud and straw, or composites of several of these fascinating architectural genres. My less auspicious friends simply live in culverts, or move around for variety. One just stays drunk and lives on the river. He is no longer fully house trained, so I usually visit him. Another one simply lives outside with his mules. He is a famous local artist, so he gets special treatment. Among my friends are engineers, teachers, craftsmen, and other degreed professionals. Our skills are many, but opportunities to use them here are rare. Burglars have the same difficulty here, as well, since there is little to steal. Moab has robbed us of any dignity, self-esteem, or hope that we foolishly brought with us. I have had the sublime pleasure of dumpster diving with two PHD's at the same time. We talked about existentialism as we attempted to find the hidden meaning in the delightful discarded food therein. Sadly, the supermarket now destroys all its expired food. Can’t be feeding the poor. It only encourages them. The hidden meaning was "escape while there is still time."

[savemefromthemidwest]

I have never in my life experienced such a narrow minded culture of people. It is almost 2010 and a lot has changed in history, OH is behind many many years. I have never hated somewhere as much as I do here, what a disaster.

[savemefromthemidwest]

That is too funny. I should start doing that counting cars that might be a good hobby to take up. The key is figuring out how to survive this boring-conservative place any ideas, LOL?

[lsfleelee]

I say take up hard drugs.

[Daytonnatian]

Yeah, I've heard great things about methanfedamine, LOL!!!!!

Seriously, though, what up with the title? Completely irrelevant to your rant post.

[Ohiogirl81]

I'm always amused when people say the Midwest is flat. Those are the people who have never been there.

[rrtechno]

Originally Posted by savemefromthemidwest

[SIZE=3]I hate the Midwest. The torture I have had to endure. The lack of culture, closed minded people, rednecks, white trash, conservative, uneducated, brain drained toothless hillbillies, where everyone knows everyone and has no life. Prejudices, discrimination, crazy delusional people who think there is 1 supreme race are you serious? The hay, farms, gray skies, rainy days almost every day, flat lands, miles of corn fields, pickup trucks, Wal-Mart’s, Kroger’s, OMG someone save me. Nothing to do any day of the week. Nowhere to go on weekends everything is a disappointment. I am so sick and tired of being sick in this place that I do not belong the Midwest is not for me and OH is for the plain, conservative, close minded cults. [/SIZE]

Ask around. Maybe you can find the keeper of the keys. I'm sure you can convince them to unlock the gate to let you out so you can go find that place where everyone thinks like you, since apparently everyone who doesn't is a "closed minded, redneck, white trash, conservative, uneducated, brain drained toothless hillbilly."

[shirley haas]

Cincinnati is the city of seven hills, as has been forever! sh