If American cities were drinks, what would they be? (school, job, California)

[malachai23]

Originally Posted by pirate_lafitte

I had a few ideas and this was the place I felt it should be.

Cincinnati,OH: Beer float with Graeter's Ice Cream on top.
Columbus,OH : 1/2 Strawberry Faygo pop, 1/4 vodka, 1/4 jagermeister
Grand Rapids,MI: Heineken beer with cherry pop(1/4 beer, 3/4 pop)

We actually used to drink something similar camping in Oregon... so here's one for b.f.e., OR:

1 can beer, 1 lemon Crystal Light packet, 4 shots vodka. Shake. Drink. mmmmmmmmmm

[Infamous92]

Long Island - Long Island Ice Tea

[blkgiraffe]

Originally Posted by pirate_lafitte

Savannah,GA: Sweet tea spiked with Green Beer(or Green Tea spiked with dark beer), laced with a sand gnat.
Honolulu,HI: Kona coffee mixed with Sri Racha sauce and DeKuyper pineapple liqueur.
Houston,TX: Petroleum laced with Shiner Bock beer.
Charleston,SC: Malibu mixed with sweet tea.
New Orleans,LA: sugar cane liquor fermented with sewer water.

wow lol

[green_mariner]

Originally Posted by jluke65780

wow lol

I have another one similar.

Des Moines,IA: E85 spiked with jagermeister

[DinsdalePirahna]

St. Louis: A half empty glass or warm, stale Budweiser mixed with a few cigarette butts.

[Infamous92]

New York City - A 40 oz mixed with the finest wine lol.

[Angorlee]

Minneapolis--3/2 beer

[kikimiller]

A highball with a shot of cod liver oil on the side

[tmac9wr]

What's up with all the drinks laced with feces and urine?

If I were to choose a drink for Boston, it would probably be an Irish Car Bomb.

[green_mariner]

Salt Lake City,UT: Near-beer.