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Old 01-02-2013, 06:59 PM
 
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Here are the Bowl Games We need this year.

Scrubbing Bubbles TOILET BOWL (used to be the Tidy bowl, but now all the bowls have commercial sponsorship so Scrubbing Bubbles can clean the two crappiest teams in the NCAA)
NEW MEXICO STATE Vs COLORADO

OFFICE MAX PINK SLIP BOWL
(traditionally played by teams who gavethe coaches the pink slip at the end of the season)
COLORADO vs AUBURN
(no need to award pink slips, these schools already have)


KLEENEX BOWL
(I'd cry too if I played for these schools)
AKRON vs IDAHO
Winner gets a trophy, losers get a bo of kleenex to cry us a river.

UAW LEMON BOWL (previously sponsored by Ford, GM, Chrysler, Peugot; still played in Detroit but now under new sponsorship)
BOSTON COLLEGE vs KANSAS

Humatrope DWARF BOWL Played in Sunny FLorida at FAU Stadium, matches up two teams that need some serious growth Hormones
Florida International VS UMass

This years HAS BEEN BOWL takes two teams that HAVE BEEN good and moves to a new location, Las Vegas, which USed to be a fun place as well.....
Washington State vs Illinois

Finally the ADA TEETH BOWL
Played this year between two schools who, along with their fans, lack much teeth, I am talking about Kentucky vs South Alabama
Winner gets a lifetime supply of dentures.

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Old 01-02-2013, 07:02 PM
 
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How about less bowl games. There are currently 35. I'd like to see that number cut down to 18-20. That way we would get better match ups.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:21 PM
 
Location: Austin, Texas
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How about less bowl games. There are currently 35. I'd like to see that number cut down to 18-20. That way we would get better match ups.
The Sarcasm Clinic called and told you to take your sarcasm pills.

Funny thread.
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:56 PM
 
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The Sarcasm Clinic called and told you to take your sarcasm pills.

Funny thread.
Oh, I thought he was being completely serious..................
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:37 AM
 
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I messed up THe Championship Toilet Bowl was supposed to be NEW MEXICO STATE vs SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI
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