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Old 02-07-2016, 04:09 PM
 
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Settling unhappily into his Super Bowl seat, Himalayan high behind the end zone, Joe spots an empty seat low and on the 50-yard line.

He descends to it and asks the man seated next to him why the wonderful seat is unoccupied.

The man says: It's mine.
I was supposed to come with my wife, but she died.
This is the first Super Bowl since 1967 we have not attended together.

Joe says: But couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you today?

The man replies: No, they're all at the funeral.

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Old 02-08-2016, 06:25 PM
 
Location: Round Rock, Texas
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Old 02-08-2016, 06:34 PM
 
Location: The "Rock"
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