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Old 12-15-2018, 09:40 PM
 
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Well Fans
Bowl season is upon us and in full swing as of today
The Cat's Alma Mater lost their QB AND the game to start things off.

So as is annual tradition, the Cat presents the Bowls YOU should watch, and commentary therein



NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
EX-LAX Toilet Bowl
RICE (2-11) vs U CONN (1-11)

Rice lost to UTEP while Connect-a-cat only beat division 3 Holy Cross! The game will be held in Flint Michigan Ranked as the SECOND WORSE CITY in America by Wall Street Journal
Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson will come out of retirement to call the game.

And Speaking of Michigan, this years
FORD LEMON BOWL
Held in Detroit (rock City) which was according to FOrbes the "WORST PLACE TO LIVE " 4 years in a row
Will match up UTEP vs SAN JOSE STATE


This year, at Keezar Stadium in San Francisco, not far away, we offer
THE ALCATRAZ BOWL
Showcases two teams with the greatest Criminal element/arrests this season
ARIZONA will take on KANSAS STATE
Winner gets a trophy shaped like a ROCK (AKA "THE ROCK") while the loser spends another night in jail.


Don't miss this year's R C Slocum Memorial Crybaby Bowl, showcasing two of the whiniest coaches this year
OKLAHOMA STATE (coached by perennial whiner Mike Gundy) Goes Against FLORIDA ATLANTIC (led by the always complaining Lane Kiffen)


The President Trump "YOU're FIRED Bowl" in Atlantic City will see the teams of
Louisville (Or as we call it "Loo-ISS-Ville) Vs North Carolina
This will showcase two teams who had notable firings of their coaches this season.
Loser gets...Fired.

And don't forget the Big IHOP Hotcake Bowl
As you know IHOP is on a steady decline for 4 years now, closing stores left and right and heading downhill....
Kind of like the programs at
OREGON STATE AND COLORADO STATE
Who will meet in the IHOP BOWL. Winner gets a plate of hotcakes, but the LOSER has to actually eat them.

Sears too is sponsoring a Bowl while closing stores left and right as well
THE CRAFTSMAN SCREWDRIVER BOWL
NEW MEXICO STATE vs KENT STATE.....two teams from working class areas that offer high unemployment, shrinking industry and probably, by now, no Sears.

CONSOLATION BOWL
Both WYOMING and SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI Were bowl eligible but not picked by a major bowl


FINALLY the COAST GUARD BOWL
AIR FORCE vs NAVY

Well there you have it If I missed any I apologize but it is getting late here at the Cat's House (NOT the CATHOUSE)
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Old 12-17-2018, 11:53 PM
 
Location: Trumbull/Danbury
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The 1 game UConn won Cat was against Rhode Island (FCS) and they gave up 7 touchdowns
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