What Colorado Cities are good if you are Gay and Hispanic? (Denver: safe area, high school)

[Bob from down south]

Originally Posted by DenverAztec

The Homosexual Agenda

Ah, the old "hide in plain sight" ploy. Brilliant!

[Mikieo415]

Originally Posted by Bob from down south

Ah, the old "hide in plain sight" ploy. Brilliant!

That doesn't even make sense.

[downtownnola]

Originally Posted by DenverAztec

The Homosexual Agenda

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it.


Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

Well said! What the heck is the "homosexual agenda" anyway? It makes you wonder who coined that term and came up with that concept in the first place, because it certainly wasn't gay people!

Originally Posted by Bob from down south

Ah, the old "hide in plain sight" ploy. Brilliant!

What are you talking about?

[denverian]

I think Jerry Fallwell coined it!

Unfortunately my agenda doesn't include cocktails, brunch, naps, or clubbing these day. I think I'm leading more of a "heterosexual lifestyle" and am in jeopardy of losing my "gay membership" card and all the "special rights" that come with it

[Solidwood]

Oh, gay AND Hispanic. Not sure but Trinidad may be to your liking.

[Bob from down south]

I highly recommend Commerce City, too.

[sterlinggirl]

Why not Canyon City? There's plenty of gay Hispanics there....

[Solidwood]

Or Las Cruses, NM.

[ocean2026]

I like to think most people don't care or bother to distinguish between Hispanics and Anglos. my son is Hispanic- its just not important. People who go around bragging about how proud they are of their race (when they had nothing to do with it) often have little personal accomplishments to speak about.

You want to eliminate Colorado Springs because of the evangelical churches??? Do what they DO not what they SAY. The only problem is that if you're already in your 20's you may be way too old for them.

Less flippantly - there are probably gay sites that list how many members there are in each town. Gay.com?

Good luck

[RangerDuke08]

Denver, 40% hispanic, liberal government, there is even an official GLBT week.