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Old 11-07-2007, 04:21 PM
 
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Of course there would be two types of colorado springs barbie. The one mentioned and then there would be colorado springs barbie military barbie...
And if it looks like Demi Moore in camo's, and anatomically correct, I'll take a whole platoon of them.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:26 PM
 
Location: Denver,Co
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LOL of course! They come in a set of platoon. NOT SOLD INDIVIDUALLY. Also comes optional with tramp stamp that changes color with warm water LOL
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:32 PM
 
Location: Loss Wages
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LOL of course! They come in a set of platoon. NOT SOLD INDIVIDUALLY. Also comes optional with tramp stamp that changes color with warm water LOL
that was funny.
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:47 PM
 
Location: The Springs
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Here's the COS/Southern Colorado Barbie. I got this earlier this year in an email (LOL):

"Castle Rock Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Nordstrom. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey
and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

"Briargate Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan
and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation.
Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

"Stetson HillsBarbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a
Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only
available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable
bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

"Pine Creek Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.
Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also
available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to
afford any of them.

"Peyton Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud
light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's
butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag
bumper sticker absolutely free.

"Pueblo Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of
Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a
see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

"Manitou Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her
Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Manitou Barbies
and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

"Widefield Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories
include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very
difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

"Trinidad Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:11 PM
 
Location: Denver,Co
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Ha ha I love the trinidad barbie LOL. Its like Mr. potato head gone really really wrong
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:13 AM
 
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steveco, I just spit coffee all of my computer, tramp stamp - priceless. THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:37 AM
 
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Thats hilarious~!!!
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:44 PM
 
Location: Castle Rock, CO
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The Castle Rock barbie was simply a copy of the Highlands Ranch barbie. Somebody missed the mark on that one, big time.
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:43 PM
 
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i think the boulder barbie should come with her own "certificate of deposit". maybe some variations with audi allroads with "save the whales" in the rear windshield, and a sorority paddle.
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Old 12-27-2007, 03:21 PM
 
Location: Las Flores, Orange County, CA
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Default Monument/Woodmoor/Tri-lakes/Palmer Divide Barbie

Monument/Woodmoor/Tri-lakes/Palmer Divide Barbie drives a machine gun equipped Suburban with "Covenant Enforcement Agency" decals on the sides.
She's married to Ken, a reeeee-taahhhred Air Force Colonel who jogs 20 miles every day - and he's 72 years old.
Barbie is on her eighth botox treatment.
Only Ken and Barbie live in it but they're adding on an extra 2200 square feet to their existing 5700 square foot home for their grand kids who come to visit them once a year for two days.
Ken's latest project was erecting television cameras around his property aimed at the neighbors' homes for "security purposes".
The only time they leave their home is to go to church.
Ken doesn't realize his most trusted friend and confidant, his caddy, is also Barbie's clandestine boyfriend.
They thought Reagan was a little too far left.
Barbie and her husband contribute $10,400 dollars per year to their church but they voted NO on a $145 tax increase for better neighborhood schools.
Ken calls the sheriff if a neighbor's kid makes too much noise flying a kite.
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